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Whitened his teeth just for show
He went on TV
To show them to me
But Sarah's were brighter, ya know
On standby 'cos McCain is ailin'
with the shape of a sylph
some call her a MILF
But her racist campaigning is failin'
All her knowlege would fit a small cup
The Republican sons
Declared she had won
On grounds that she didn't screw up
There once was a guv'nor named Sarah,
As racist as Scarlet O'Hara.
Though very pro-choice,
She was cursed with a voice
From a cartoon by Hanna-Barbera.
Edward Lear's originals were pretty weak, imo.
Rip out your throat. Yes, we all
love pitbulls, oh wait.
not a limerick but a (very clumsy) haiku. And my apologies to pitbull owners. I've known some very sweet ones.
would be a complete disaster
her pitbull ego
would pull down wade v roe
and we'd be forbidden to ask her
So voters don't keep your head bowed
As they whip up their rabid crowd
Go out on Nov 4
Give Obama top score
shouting 'yes we can' aloud
Whose integrity always was failin'
Inciting the mob,
and bad at her job,
The McCain campaign is now flailing!
with a V.P. who loved fishin' and trappin'
and to boot, she was cute
But the huzzahs seemed mute
Is that the sound of one free wing-nut hand clappin'?
Made Republicans wish that their pilla
Would hold her sweet head
As she laid on their bed
And spouted her GOP swilla.
Oh why did I go to Alaska
To find me a mate
Served me wolf on a plate,
Did you shoot it yourself? I'll ask her.
Why John, said she, you're a wuss,
Obama's winning, that doofus,
You won't say he's a n--
Cause you know that he's bigger
In all ways than you, you puss.