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AMERICAblog: Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

  • Ruttle · 1 year ago
    Ha! I was trying to describe this commercial to a younger friend on Monday. I'm not entirely sure why I too recall this ad as frequently as I do - something is afoot....
  • John Aravosis · 1 year ago
    How can something so wrong be so right? Maybe we should play it backwards.
  • mirth · 1 year ago
    *shakes fist*

    Damn you, John Aravosis!
  • Michael7820 · 1 year ago
    I keep wishing calgon could take me away!!
  • AngelaChanning · 1 year ago
    The fact that you love this commercial makes me adore you all the more. LOL. Now here are some of my favorites, although a little before my time. Ha! Safe for work.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jodwjYdhhHQ

    and

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHsQpTbQ9Uo
  • KerrynowCampau · 1 year ago
    That Chatey Kathy (sorry for the spelling) ad is too funny. It looks like an ad for a stepford doll
  • Bush_Bites · 1 year ago
    Before my time, but still funny.

    Fred and Barney lighting up.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDamNtQpu2w
  • KerrynowCampau · 1 year ago
    OMG! I don't remember that commercial!!
  • John Aravosis · 1 year ago
    Oh my god, Fred and Barney doing cigarette commercials. Geez.
  • KerrynowCampau · 1 year ago
    LOL! I remember that commercial!! Funny that is is still around.

    Thanks for the way back machine.
  • Bush_Bites · 1 year ago
    True story.

    I remember kids in our grade school lunch room imitating this commercial and being pulled one by one by the lunch ladies to stand in line to go to the principal's office.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRh2IDFmbgU
  • Mash · 1 year ago
    Love this commercial. This ad has been going through my head for about three decades.

    Calgon take me away!!!
  • Indigo · 1 year ago
    I remember that commercial. Thanks for digging up that memory. Now I'm going to re-bury it. Okay?
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    John?

    it goes through your head because you're gay...

    for example... If I type something... what goes through your head?

    ready??


    First I was afraid, I was petrified...
    ??
  • KerrynowCampau · 1 year ago
    I thought I could never live with out you by my side.......
  • jr · 1 year ago
    "Calgon take me away"-Charlie Crist as he gets ready before going to the Green Iguana
  • tlsintx · 1 year ago
    john, you're cute.

    the one i always have playing in my head is the salad dressing commercial..."it's not NICE to fool Mother Nature!!!! ka-booooom!"

    was that Seven Seas?

    update: wait wait wait. it was Chiffon Margarine!

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  • SociologistTina · 1 year ago
    Yeah, Chiffon. I like that commercial better-- it has many levels of meaning!
  • scottinsf · 1 year ago
    But it's snot.
  • Andrew A. Gill · 1 year ago
    I'll tell you exactly why this commercial regularly goes through my head.

    4 minutes and 33 seconds in. (see also--the shortest MST3K host segment, and Joel blows it)
  • unpoetaloco · 1 year ago
    OMG I loved this commercial. And I find myself saying, "Ancient Chinese secret, huh?" all the time, in the same intonation as the actress in the commercial.
  • John Aravosis · 1 year ago
    I do too, and people don't get it. But I can't stop :) I can't believe that woman's intonation has stuck with us for 30 years.
  • DAB · 1 year ago
    According to Wikipedia, the woman playing the wife was Anne Miyamoto, who was actually Japanese-American, not Chinese. This makes it even funnier to me, I think.
  • SociologistTina · 1 year ago
    I remember that one well, but I wasn't so impressed with it as you apparently were.
  • Dave of the Jungle · 1 year ago
    Cheap yet mystical.
  • Forty2 · 1 year ago
    OMFG. now I know where "My husband, some hotshot!" came from, but I'm 46 and don't remember ever seeing this ad. eh, memory is the first thing to go.
  • delatopia · 1 year ago
    Here's why I'll never forget this commercial: I'm an Asian male, and for about the first 15 years of my life, this was the only Asian guy I ever saw on television. EVER. Since then there have been occasional appearances through the years like the sidekick Sam on "Quincy, M.E.," but otherwise, a big zip. Part of the sad legacy of racism and (continued) exclusion in the mass media in this country, though roles on "Heroes" and "Lost" have made things marginally better these days.

    You guys have no idea what it is like to grow up without seeing any decent, unstereotyped representations of yourself in the media. It's like having no heroes.
  • A_N · 1 year ago
    How could you not have seen Mr. Sulu on Star Trek (the original series)?