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AMERICAblog: Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut

  • BCPipes · 1 year ago
    Bar fight? I bet she won.
  • Steve_in_CNJ · 1 year ago
    or it got dislocated when GWB tried to pass a stone.
  • Michael Jones · 1 year ago
    She'll just transfer her rage to other media. Expect an epic trilogy on the evils of liberals in about a month. She can't not vent - if she bottles up her hate too long, she'll explode.
  • Raoul Paste · 1 year ago
    Now there's karma for you.
    Will we have a Lee Atwater style repentance?
  • Tom Parmenter · 1 year ago
    Let's see some before and after pics of that adam's apple.
  • Chris From Maine · 1 year ago
    the less pictures I see of her the better.
  • Nosybear · 1 year ago
    Any chance of making it permanent?
  • foxy · 1 year ago
    Indeed!
  • LisaLV711 · 1 year ago
    It didn't stop Sarah the Maverick! We can only hope.
  • vkobaya · 1 year ago
    Broke her jaw? Or her jaw was broken?
  • Boycottutah · 1 year ago
    Hmmm. So many places to go with this one. I think I better not.....
  • Steve_in_CNJ · 1 year ago
    Drudge:

    "Bestselling author and controversialist Ann Coulter plans to crash Obama's inauguration party with her new work, GUILTY. Set for release first week of January, the book exposes and mocks, in graphic detail, the media's love affair with all things Democrat and Obama. Coulter presents exhibits A through Z. 'GUILTY is a much-needed reality check on a Left gone wild,' declares the book's jacket."

    Coulter et al. used to BE the media. Now they are irrelevant (along with Drudge for that matter). Elections have consequences.
  • Milli · 1 year ago
    I agree, they are now irrelevant. They lost on November 4th too.
  • unrepentant_expat · 1 year ago
    She sucks so much; something had to give. Did her face exit though her asshole?
  • foxy · 1 year ago
    ***ROTFL***
  • Griffon · 1 year ago
    It's confirmed..God's back from his 8 year vacation.
  • MontaniLliberi · 1 year ago
    You don't usually break your own jaw.
    Someone breaks it for you.
  • AdrianBrowne · 1 year ago
    That's code for "recovering from plastic surgery."
  • foxy · 1 year ago
    Was she looking and trying out for a new act? Contortionist?
  • mirth · 1 year ago
    Ann Coulter is a man.
  • LisaLV711 · 1 year ago
    I just read the article about "Ann" being "Dan". It doesn't surprise me. I'm going to to "Ann's" website and ask her point-blank and explain that she/he has nothing to be ashamed of. JUST THAT GUTTER MOUTH! Oh that's right, she can't talk back, but she can type. Let's see what happens. Hee...hee....hee....(no pun intended)
  • mirth · 1 year ago
    LOL

    I hope you report back any replies you get there.
  • skeptic · 1 year ago
    Who says there is no God!
  • unrepentant_expat · 1 year ago
    That so, do you think he's playing on our team this season?
  • Pope Buck I · 1 year ago
    So someone HAS been reading the Suggestion Box.
  • Phil · 1 year ago
    Proof positive that there is a God afterall.
  • Charles2 · 1 year ago
    There IS a Santa Claus!
  • Allen, eh? · 1 year ago
    Irony... overload.

    Also, pre-emptive excuse for her book tanking. I'm suprised she hasn't retroactively broken her jaw to explain her absence during the campaign.
  • mdg650hawk · 1 year ago
    What, did something go wrong when they were shaving down her Adam's Apple as part of her transformation?
  • LisaLV711 · 1 year ago
    I think so. Yeah.
  • MikeinSanJo · 1 year ago
    FINALLY!!!

    Now if only she would break all her fingers so she couldn't use a keyboard, the world would be a much happier place.

    Whatever happened with her voter fraud indictment? Maybe she was actually in prison and some big hefty bull-dyke "took care" of her...
  • tbhull · 1 year ago
    So what!

    Ann Coulter will appear on FOX News tonight, hike up her skirt and spew repub talking points out her ass and you will not notice any difference in her appearance or message.
  • curlytoes79 · 1 year ago
    haha. On a normal day, if she hiked up her skirt any higher, it would be a necklace.
  • sisterfaith · 1 year ago
    Pity that....
  • unrepentant_expat · 1 year ago
    Tis the season for Schudenfreude-giving!
  • NYCRaf · 1 year ago
    Is this why she's been reduced to pushing shady Christianist investment scams on the Internets?
  • PatogTX · 1 year ago
    Thank you Santa!!!
  • Monitor_One · 1 year ago
    It doesn't say how she broke it! Curious. I did a google search and can't find anything. She must have pissed off the wrong person and was too embarrassed to say who. Palin?
  • Gene · 1 year ago
    Couldn't they have used concrete?
  • Dave of the Jungle · 1 year ago
    Super Glue could be fun.
  • ginny · 1 year ago
    did she get slugged in the face?
  • unrepentant_expat · 1 year ago
  • jebauer · 1 year ago
    well now that's MUCH better!
  • MaudGonne · 1 year ago
    Still meriting more attention that we deserve....
  • larry · 1 year ago
    Like the tin man we can always hope that her mouth will rust shut and if anyone sees a Dorothy near by with an oil can, take her out.
  • Joobers · 1 year ago
    Hope the wire holds!
  • Dave of the Jungle · 1 year ago
    THANK YOU, GOD.
  • Monitor_One · 1 year ago
    OT, but an interesting article from the LA Times on KKK activity increasing after election.
    And the roaches come out of the wall....
    http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/...
  • gwpriester · 1 year ago
    More than we could have hoped for!
  • ChrisM70 · 1 year ago
    Enjoy it while it lasts.

    My guess is once they un-muzzle her, she won't stop yappin' fer awhile.
  • ckerst · 1 year ago
    That's terrible.....BWAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!
  • cowboyneok · 1 year ago
    Is there a word for Karma and Schadenfreude all rolled into one?
  • Steve_in_CNJ · 1 year ago
    karmic epicaricacy? best served cold.
  • cowboyneok · 1 year ago
    Steve, you're a genius.

    Who's next? Rush? Laura Ingraham? I can't wait!
  • wmforr · 1 year ago
    How about a permanent case of laryngitis for Sarah Baracuda?
  • RainbowPhoenix · 1 year ago
    Suck on this Anne! Oh... guess you can't suck on anything. *LMAO*
  • unrepentant_expat · 1 year ago
    She still sucks; through a straw that is, but this old dog ain't got no bark or bite.
  • Jennifer · 1 year ago
    Thank you, Santa.

    Now, could you do Limbaugh and those guys, too? Jess sayin'...
  • unrepentant_expat · 1 year ago
    Pretzels anyone?
  • KerrynowCampau · 1 year ago
    The Daily Show/Colbert Report will have fun with this story.......
  • Helen Rainier · 1 year ago
    Proof positive that there IS a God!
  • unrepentant_expat · 1 year ago
    Some odd confirmations of a supreme being going down around here. Are you not referring to St. Schudenclaus?
  • Bob · 1 year ago
    Jawbone of an ass...
  • RitornaVincitor · 1 year ago
    Oh, the poor dear! I hope her foot wasn't in her mouth when they wired it shut.
  • SkippyFlipjack · 1 year ago
    I bet she broke it against the headboard of her bed.
  • LisaLV711 · 1 year ago
    I thought you knew! IT won't be back!! Hummm
  • Ann Coulter · 1 year ago
    Munna mnaaa mnna numma numma naa NAAA NAA MAA! GAAAAAAH!
  • eladinmo · 1 year ago
    [wiping Diet DP from monitor]

    Thanks!
  • eladinmo · 1 year ago
    Any reports on how her jaw was broken? Brick in a pie from an adoring fan? Personal assistant saw her weight inching up to 80 pounds? Voodoo dolls?
  • mirth · 1 year ago
    Next phase of feminizing plastic surgery?
  • naschkatzehussein · 1 year ago
    Talk about poetic justice.
  • woodroad34 · 1 year ago
    Jeez! How can you not comment on this? I don't think I have the will needed to not say: "next time warm up the muscles before you strain the overworked jaw....or best yet duck when that fist comes at you".

    Now I need a cold shower.
  • empirecookie · 1 year ago
    there is a god
  • QuakerLady · 1 year ago
    Any chance that orthodontist used super glue?
  • mirth · 1 year ago
    I'm guessing that Gorilla Glue was used for the repair.
  • Indigo · 1 year ago
    Gosh, poor thing. I hope it heals up in a couple of years or so.
  • Ixy · 1 year ago
    It's… schadenfreude. Making me feel glad I'm not you.
    I didn't say it's nice but everyone does it!
    Don't you feel all warm and cozy watching people in the rain?
    Taking pleasure in their pain.
    Schadenfreude!
  • draftmama · 1 year ago
    Oh darn - someone slugged her. Not soon enough for such a dirty motor mouth.
  • Lixfer · 1 year ago
    Man, karma's a bitch, isn't it?

    What's that, Ann? You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you, dear!

    Oh....
  • LisaLV711 · 1 year ago
    Oh no you didn't! Noooo...Ann, Ann...Ann... how could you let this get out. With no more Sarah Palin to rag on, I guess YOU'RE UP!
  • truth2008 · 1 year ago
    Hopefully, some one put a fist in her mouth, thank you jeebuz!
  • Bostonian_Queer_in_Dallas · 1 year ago
    Good. Now rewire her brain.
  • James · 1 year ago
    That's CHEW BAD
  • CarolAl · 1 year ago
    With all the economic bad news this year, now that's some good news we can all be thankful for. There is a God!
  • DJSauvage · 1 year ago
    I'm sure we'll still hear her opinions unless her ass was wired shut too.
  • devlzadvocate · 1 year ago
    I thought her opinions were already coming out of her asshole.
  • LisaLV711 · 1 year ago
    That's next to be wired shut!
  • Butch1 · 1 year ago
    Now if there was only a way to suture her nose shut, I think we just might have something.
  • lysias · 1 year ago
    Very odd. Women on the Web says NY Post reported it was the result of a fall last month:

    The 46-year-old was forced to get her jaw wired shut after taking a nasty tumble last month, reports the New York Post’s Page Six.


    Only if you follow the link to the NY Post piece, there's nothing there about a fall.

    Was the NY Post reporting a fall earlier today, and has it now taken that detail down?
  • DKarma · 1 year ago
    The wierd thing about coulter is that she does professionally exactly what sara palin did on the campaign trail.

    I wonder why coulter wasn't supporting mccain considering their message (and delivery style) of division and bigotry are virtually identical.
  • Plisko · 1 year ago
    This is the best news I've heard all week!
  • Paco · 1 year ago
    Amazing if Obama could do that he can do anything!!
  • Bordo · 1 year ago
    Is there any way we can arrange for it to be welded shut? This screeeeechy crone is so over. I imagine the rightwing billionaires and their foundations--Olin, Coors, Scaife--will purchase enough of her upcoming anti-Obama screed to vault this mediocre hack onto the best-seller lists. But at a time when the nation is genuinely hopeful about a change in the White House, I sincerely hope her "book" languishes for a few days before it moves to the markdown table and, finally, the landfill.
  • Lauren1959 · 1 year ago
    I may actually have to start believing in god after all!
  • CDS2 · 1 year ago
    test
  • DeppFan · 1 year ago
    Someone must've thrown a pie with an anvil baked in.
    And they didn't miss this time.
  • Don Coyote · 1 year ago
    Next to Rush Limbaugh becoming deaf due to his popping Hillbilly Heroin, this is the clearest example of karma in action in the modern world.
  • ernest tee · 1 year ago
    Someone finally popped that bitch in the mouth.
  • tlsintx · 1 year ago
    she'll probably make the cover of WIRED
  • ivyfree · 1 year ago
    She's still around?
  • AdmNaismith · 1 year ago
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
  • Subroutine · 1 year ago
    After eight years of swallowing everything republicans had to offer.....I'm not surprised.
  • tontocal · 1 year ago
    It was probably because, as she's becoming increasingly irrelevant, to console herself, she's been binge eating like crazy and because she started to balloon out a bit, she had her jaw wired shut so she could maintain her anorexic frame.
  • blabrmouth · 1 year ago
    Maybe that's why the Republicans lost??
  • hacene Haouas · 1 year ago
    How sweet it is.
  • devlzadvocate · 1 year ago
    Was it painful? I hope, I hope, I hope.
  • LisaLV · 1 year ago
    That God for small favors! With any hope, maybe she'll stay that way until 2012! At least!
  • LeftoverBeefcake · 1 year ago
    It's a pity she is still able to type out her disgusting invective... maybe she'll have a sudden bout of arthritis next? Please? And what kind of "gold-plated Cadillac" type of health insurance plan does Ann have, I wonder...
  • RIPWAMU · 1 year ago
    Oh how I love karma !!!!!!!!! Happy Thanksgiving !!!!!!!!

    Perhaps she hurled herself down the stairs after some election night binging. Sounds like it happened a bit ago.
  • Shimmy · 1 year ago
    Ann Coulter told Michael Savage she brought Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings, but if he didn’t want it, she would chew through the kitchen wall because she smelled peanut butter on a spoon in the sink. Ann Coulter chewed through a television power cord. Ann Coulter chewed a hole in a sack of corn.
  • ron071 · 1 year ago
    If true, her silence will indeed be golden, and we must give thanks for this temporary gift. How can such an evil person be given a public platform to spew this evil? Only the media and those who tune in to hear the evil are to blame.
  • notero · 1 year ago
    Now if someone would just throw water on her... She's meltiiiiiiiiinnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!
  • ann · 1 year ago
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