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AMERICAblog: BREAKING: Confirmed, Mormon Web site shows Obama's mother as baptized after death

  • An_American_Karol · 7 months ago
    We are all going to have to carry a little blue card in our wallets saying the LDS does NOT have permission to hijack our souls.
  • Dave of the Jungle · 7 months ago
    I ain't be'in soul kidnapped by some looney tune with Freedom Underpants.
  • An_American_Karol · 7 months ago
    Dave, they will have you in magic underroos before your body is cold. lol
  • Dave of the Jungle · 7 months ago
    I can tell I'm gonna have nightmares about this.
  • An_American_Karol · 7 months ago
    Sorry, lol
  • mirth · 7 months ago
    LOL

    Or that inscribed on metal bracelets to be worn at all times, just in case.
  • foxy · 7 months ago
    OT: Does the GOP believe in science?
    GOP congressman Mike Pence gets schooled on the GOP's anti-science posturing by Chris Matthews on Hardball :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEuoevMRzgw
  • FatRat · 7 months ago
    I watched part of it. Mike doesn't want to play "Inherit the Wind". Kept harping that coal is clean and they the GOP is the future for energy. I couldn't watch it. I would rather listen to fingernails on a blackboard.
    I don't trust anybody that doesn't believe in evolution. Especially Presidential candiates. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ88l5ql_FQ
    EDIT: Went back and watched it. Mike used the word "obviate". Now I've heard obviate, twice in a month. Randy from My Name is Earl learned it from a 'word a day calendar'. Now I'm going to think of simpletons when I hear the word obviate. lol
  • Indigo · 7 months ago
    The Thetans made them do it.
  • LowKey · 7 months ago
    Mormons are Scientologists with a 150 year head start.
  • FatRat · 7 months ago
    LMAO!
  • tbhull · 7 months ago
    who really gives a shit what these fucking freaks do other than those that don the magic underwear & guzzle the institutional goo?
  • RainbowPhoenix · 7 months ago
    It's about their complete lack of respect for the dead.
  • Indigo · 7 months ago
    As well as their complete lack of respect for the living, especially living gays.
  • HereinDC · 7 months ago
    Well, I give a shit.

    They sprayed money into California for Prop 8.

    and now we find out that OBAMA wasn't even President....and they messed around with his mother.

    I give a shit on WHAT NEXT they plan to do.....or what will be EXPOSED NEXT!
  • KerrynowCampau · 7 months ago
    Normally I would agree with you but didn't this group give a lot of money and support to prop 8 in CA?

    Let's drag em out into the daylight and give everyone a good look at what they are all about!
  • Dave of the Jungle · 7 months ago
    What does one do to become immune to baptism after death?
  • HereinDC · 7 months ago
    Wonder what HArry Reid has to say?
  • sgiffy · 7 months ago
    I care about this about as much as I care about curses, people breaking mirrors, or any other magical nonsense. Hell I would rather Mormons waste their time on this silliness then say volunteer against gay marriage.
  • DavidinPS · 7 months ago
    What always amuses me is how many people think it is some sort of odd coincidence that the Mormons are really into genealogy--like they all got together and decided on a common hobby or something. No, their obsession with finding out everyone's ancestors has a reason, and this business with Obama's mom is the perfect example.
  • Oval12345678 · 7 months ago
    Just another stupid, arrogant insane religion. There are thousands of them across our world, due to the fact that humans are in a severe state of denial about the biological nature of life.
  • mirth · 7 months ago
    True, but can you name any other religion that baptizes dead people into their faith without their pre-approval or with the existing approval from a relative?
  • JamesR · 7 months ago
    Voodoo: zombies.
  • FatRat · 7 months ago
    I only recently became aware that Mormons could retroactively create Mormons. Does this mean that Faux News will no longer refer to Obama as a Secret Muslim? Will he now be a Secret Mormon? I'm pretty sure that the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon applies, Obama is now an Osmond.
  • Zorba · 7 months ago
    Their politics tend to be beyond right-wing and terribly intolerant, but they cannot "retroactively create Mormons." Their penchant for "baptizing" the dead is disrespectful (and my deceased parents, who were very faithful Greek Orthodox, would be appalled), but even according to the Mormon's own beliefs, they cannot "force" the souls of the dead to accept baptism- it's up to the souls (if you believe in souls) to accept or reject this posthumous "baptism." I'm sure my Dad, if approached with this posthumous "opportunity," would spit in their faces. And maybe kick their asses a good one. (You go, Dad!)
    PS I lived in Salt Lake City for three years, a long time ago, and knew many Mormons and Jack Mormons (ex-Mormons). Trust me on this- they have weirder beliefs even than this.
  • FatRat · 7 months ago
    I was only joshing about the retroactive creation of Mormons. I'm an atheist. Joseph Smith is on the same level as Bazooka Joe bubble gum cartoons. Except that I consider Bazooka Joe to be superior literature, as compared to the writings of Smith.
    I haven't heard that term "Jack Mormons" before, interesting lingo.
  • Zorba · 7 months ago
    Yes, I hear you. Making the acquaintance of some ex-Mormons (and they called themselves "Jack Mormons," at least the ones I knew did) was quite enlightening. I don't think that anyone can possibly be more anti-Mormon than the Jack Mormons I knew. I guess you had to grow up with it to really appreciate the insanity.
  • FatRat · 7 months ago
    ---I guess you had to grow up with it to really appreciate the insanity.---
    Yes indeed; the best stories come from people who have insider information.
  • RainbowPhoenix · 7 months ago
    As do the most horrible stories.
  • FatRat · 7 months ago
    Agreed.
  • Pixelfish · 7 months ago
    Actually, where I grew up--Utah County-- Jack Mormons are the ones who stay members but don't go to church. The rest of us heretics are plain ol' ex-Mormons.

    I was going to say, yes, you can only appreciate the insanity if you've been through it, but actually I think plenty of folks can tell the insanity just fine never having been through. I'm twelve years since I stopped attending church, and three since I officially sent my resignation letter in, and occasionally my brain re-adjusts just a little further and something I once found normal gets increasingly weirder.
  • Zorba · 7 months ago
    The ones I knew who called themselves Jack Mormons, didn't believe any of the teachings any more, didn't give any money to the church, didn't attend any services, but didn't remove their names from the membership rolls, mainly because of their parents. But they were some of the most anti-Mormon people I knew.
  • Mpm · 7 months ago
    You can call familysearch.org's toll free number: 1-866-406-1830 to request that your relatives do not receive any LDS ordinances.

    Flood their phone banks. They are manned by LDS volunteers and missionaries. Give them an earful!
  • An_American_Karol · 7 months ago
    This practice is just so creepy.
    My dad hired a couple Mormons back in the early 80s to help him track family members. I'm afraid to look and see if they baptized his ancestors; of course, it might be amusing to watch the reaction from my fundie sisters who believe the LDS church is a cult.
  • KISSman · 7 months ago
    That's some messed-up shit, man. That means that anyone could technically be converted to a Mormon with this post-death witchcraft they are doing. No wonder most people don't take that 'religion' seriously. Scientologists are starting to get nervous that they are going to be out-crazied by these people.
  • bob915 · 7 months ago
    Yeah, go 'head on this asinine mission
    Forget helping the poor
    Forget feeding the hungry
    Forget clothing the naked
    Forget housing the homeless
    Forget bettering yourself in order to be an example to others
    Just dig up the obits and have at it......................
  • Deacon_Blues · 7 months ago
    Let's hope this breaks nationally, the sooner the better. There will be repercussions from this that we can't imagine.
  • cole3244 · 7 months ago
    those dam morons, they never stop. what, did i say something wrong, i don't think so.
  • An_American_Karol · 7 months ago
    The frothing at the mouth fundie Christians are not going to be happy the magic underpanties people are going to force them to arm wrestle for the souls of their family members.
    Someone should send this thread to Palin's witch doctor.
  • cowboyneok · 7 months ago
    I was so offended by this story, I didn't even think of this angle but YOU ARE RIGHT!
  • John Aravosis · 7 months ago
    Why does this matter? Because the Mormons are "the" bankers of the religious right. Last fall, the Mormons dropped $20 million into California and singlehandedly turned a losing battle into the successful repeal of marriage rights for gay couples in that state. The Mormons have bankrolled hate initiatives in Alaska and Hawaii and across the northwest and midwest for the past decade. They are not some fringe "religion" to be shrugged off. The new anti-gay marriage coalition, National Organization for Marriage, keeps finding, seemingly out of nowhere, $1.5m for this ad campaign, then another $1.5m for that ad campaign. Where are they finding this sudden infusion of cash? Inquiring minds want to know.

    The fact that the Mormons chose to forcibly convert the deceased mother of the President of the United States, only months before he was elected to office, is relevant to our discussion of the Mormon influence in American politics today. There is a larger pattern of bigotry that should concern us all. Has anyone noticed how all of their victims are minorities? The mother of a black president? The forced conversion of Jewish Holocaust victims? The history of racial animus towards African-Americans (and blacks more generally)? And now the financing of religious right anti-gay hate?

    If the Mormons want to promote hate back in their own state, that's their affair. When they export it to the world, steal our dead, and try to weasel their way into the Obama administration by pushing for a place at the table overseeing the Faith Based Initiative, among other ventures, it's all of our business.
  • JamesR · 7 months ago
    It looks like voodoo. And then they put it out there in the public record? WTF?? Mor-ons.

    Are they employing Mark Penn's firm?
  • cowboyneok · 7 months ago
    100% CORRECT.
  • shell · 7 months ago
    ""Before performing temple baptisms for a deceased family member born within the last 95 years, members are instructed to get permission from the person's closest living relative.""
    ******************

    Maybe this is picky, but the Mormons distinctly say "... TEMPLE baptisms ..." I am not Mormon, nor ever have been, but I had a Mormon friend, who sent her son (at age 13) to stand in for dead people, during these baptisms. Even at the time (20 years ago) I found the whole idea creepy, bordering on child abuse. Anyway, this Mormon quote mentions TEMPLE baptisms. The one I heard about (in which my friend's son was involved) was NOT a temple. It was just a regular, Mormon "church" or whatever they call them. Where the average Mormon goes each Sunday. At that time, there was not a temple in Sacramento.

    Maybe this is their way of telling the truth, while lying. i.e. Baptisms done IN THE TEMPLE must have permission, but not all baptisms?
  • Pixelfish · 7 months ago
    Ex-Mormon here: Temple baptisms are proxy baptisms done on behalf of the dead. Non-temple baptisms would be living people choosing to get baptised to join the church. (These are usually performed at a meeting house with a font.) Ergo, they would have their permission or the permission of their parents. Only the temple baptisms would have any doubt as to whether or not permission would be needed, since the temple baptisms are the ones done for dead folks.

    If your friend's son was doing proxy baptisms (instead of being baptised on his own behalf) he probably made the trip to Oakland to participate in the temple there. Baptisms for the dead can only be performed inside a temple. (I did it at the ages of 12-15 and I didn't regard it as abusive. Not that it's not all totally weird once you get some distance, but abusive is a bit strong. )
  • cowboyneok · 7 months ago
    I find it extremely offensive! I think it is disrespectful of the surviving family and their particular beliefs to do this sort of thing. In fact, I found it OUTRAGEOUS!
  • Pixelfish · 7 months ago
    Not arguing with you on the offensive account.
  • DaninMissouri · 7 months ago
    If there is a God, and I believe there is He has always been a god of ordinances. From the Old Testiment times he has always required faith in his word, sacrifice and committment to his path. He has an eternal perspective and can see our mistakes before we make them. He has perfect clairity of the long term consequences of the path we choose. He calls to us again and again to come away from the things that will bring physical and spiritual death. But most will not listen, because they are lost upon their lusts. (The physical appetites and selfish desires of this world). Yet even then, if there never got a true chance to hear and understand his requests of them, He will again offer truth to them in spirit prision after death. Yet the ordinance of baptism (promise to follow Him) is required to happen in this world. Understanding his plan and performing a proxy baptism for one who has died is spiritual experience and a gift that the spirit who has departed can still choose to accept or reject. There is no coersion and no force to participate in this process. In fact, it requires an interview to ensure that those who participate are living in a moral and faithful manner.

    This will be hard to understand to a person who is the servant of their physical appetites. But let me just say that true true freedom and happiness only comes when the appetites are kept within the limits God defines. Those limits allow the spirit and human will to govern and to be strengthened rather then end up the victim of an appetite. That is true freedom. Performing a proxy baptism is an opportunity even after death to find this true freedom.
  • Mpm · 7 months ago
    "Performing a proxy baptism is an opportunity even after death to find this true freedom."

    AHHH....NO. Performing a "proxy baptism" is the height of religious arrogance.
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