DISQUS

AMERICAblog: Caption that photo!

  • shrrrr · 1 year ago
    "Sweetie, considering everything, what's a little drool?"
  • TomsOld · 1 year ago
    No, its a cholecystomy bag.
    bad me
  • ShirleyGoodnessanMercy · 1 year ago
    Levi Johnston gave her ten bucks to stand in for him whenever McCain starts rubbing his arms again.
  • jescot · 1 year ago
    1) How about a little dirty campaigning?
    2 Want to go back to one of my houses?
    3) Cindy smells like Beer but you smell like Champagne.
    4) I call "it" my Keeting 12! No Lie.
    5) I hope the worst picture anyone finds of us is cheaply photoshopped on a left wing blog.
    6) Cuntry First!
  • Bush_Bites · 1 year ago
    Pretty good.
  • TheAngryFag · 1 year ago
    I like #6 :). Apparently my caption did not meet with approval though. I'll admit it was a little vile though.
  • An_American_Karol · 1 year ago
    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  • MrBlifil · 1 year ago
    At first I thought it was Nancy Pfotenhauer. Now I get who it is.

    My caption? "Please. Please. PLEASE. DON'T vote for Obama too..."
  • aquarius2 · 1 year ago
    "I get more love from Bush but you're not bad"
  • Lisaleesa · 1 year ago
    Doggone it, you feel silky.
  • grandma · 1 year ago
    Cindy who?
  • Bush_Bites · 1 year ago
    "I'll show you my medical records if you'll give me pity sex afterwards."
  • dougg · 1 year ago
    At least this one screwed him pleasantly.
  • insouciantlad · 1 year ago
    "Ahhhh...you have that fresh lobbyist scent!"
  • Bush_Bites · 1 year ago
    "Will you be my new Mommy?"
  • dances_with_beagles · 1 year ago
    Smile big now. This will help my next career selling Viagra on teevee just like Bob Dole did after he lost his erection..er election.
  • Bush_Bites · 1 year ago
    "Time for a little 'polling.'"
  • cowboyneok · 1 year ago
    "The last person I hugged like this got me into some BIG trouble with the voters, but hey, you're blond, younger than me, pretty and rich and I with THAT COMBINATION my marriage means NOTHING to me and I just can't HELP MYSELF!"
  • Bush_Bites · 1 year ago
    "Frankly, I don't really want the job. I just want to live in a house that Cindy doesn't own."
  • houstonray · 1 year ago
    "Wanna see my little Maverick??"
  • twiz · 1 year ago
    Can I be your prisoner?
  • cowboyneok · 1 year ago
    "Cindy will understand... ya see, she was another blond, pretty, rich relatively young thing I left my wife Carol for! Cindy knows I can't say no to that combination! She'll understand... I promise!"
  • Bush_Bites · 1 year ago
    "Ooohhhh.....my fighter jet is taking off!"
  • TheAngryFag · 1 year ago
    Ok, since my first one was a little vile, how about this.... "Hush little girl... daddy's gonna make it all better now."
  • FunMe · 1 year ago
    John: you made my evening!

    Do it again tomorrow ... but early in the day.

    Too funny!
  • sukabi1 · 1 year ago
    Let's play "hide the pork" my sweet "Little Lobbyist"...
  • SuperWaterMan · 1 year ago
    MMMMMMMM ...

    I love dry humping.
  • Wild_Weasel · 1 year ago
    At 72 years of age, it took McCain ten minutes to catch his breath after blowing up the inflatable doll.
  • Catsandbeer.com · 1 year ago
    "John McCain: tough on terror, pork barrel politics, and Vicki Iseman’s vagina."

    related story: http://www.catsandbeer.com/politics/mccain-on-l...
  • msirt · 1 year ago
    "I love your Bush"
  • CafeRacer · 1 year ago
    I bet I can win THIS invasion!
  • msirt · 1 year ago
    At age 72??? Not without Viagra!
  • CafeRacer · 1 year ago
    Oh baby! I wanna spend the next 5 years as your Prisoner of WOW!
  • HoustonforObama · 1 year ago
    You don't happen to have hundreds of millions of dollars in beer money, do you?
  • lynchie · 1 year ago
    You smell like pork chops.
  • WindmillChasr · 1 year ago
    Mmm smells like cheating.
  • lynchie · 1 year ago
    George, with that lump in your dress you look like you are in drag.
  • msirt · 1 year ago
    " I wanna be your prisoner".
  • ErnestTee · 1 year ago
    Must have bbbrrraaaaiiiinnnnsss
  • cosanostradamus · 1 year ago
    .
    "DUBYA, YOU SMELL... DIFFERENT... TONIGHT. NOT BETTER, JUST DIFFERENT."

    mccain in a diaper
    .
  • Eyeball_Kid · 1 year ago
    George, I want to thank you for all of your support.
  • stymie · 1 year ago
    I love your Bush too John.
  • DorothyGale · 1 year ago
    Really! The "C" word was over the top? I'll try to clean it up.

    You're not mean like that trollop I married. ( add "C"word where appropriate )
  • sukabi1 · 1 year ago
    just substitute a ^ for the u and it works...
  • robdevo · 1 year ago
    To JM: My God do you have old guy breath!
  • Cpeterka · 1 year ago
    I love you, Carol,
    I love you Cindy,
    I love you, Judy,
    I love you, Linda,
    I love you, Junita,
    I love you, GEORGE
  • FatRat · 1 year ago
    Can't think of a good caption, but I can't stop thinking about Centerfold blasting in the background. (song by J. Geils Band)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx6t11D99tA

    John dump his invalid wife and married a model. Now he has a former beauty queen, running for VP.
  • fartknocker · 1 year ago
    Weekend At Bernies 3
  • fartknocker · 1 year ago
    Weekend At Bernies 3