Today's quote from Ms Thang Rodeo Queen Pillpoppin' Sugarmama Cindy McRichBitch:
"Oh possums Johnny and I are fully aware of what Americans are going through right now. Why just the other day Johnny said I would have to cut back on some of my shopping...you know I am famous for 'Scottsdale on $25,000 a day'...well anyway possums...Johnny said no more Minola-Blonics!....I began to cry and my mascara ran all over and he hugged me and said...well okay queenie, but let's cut it back to only TEN pairs of shoes this week. Then I said, well thank god that shit's over...let's have a drink with some Valium!"
scooter in brooklyn
· 1 year ago
Bravo. Thanks for the laugh IO.
Bostonian_Queer_in_Dallas
· 1 year ago
(smootch!)
JMOHR
· 1 year ago
But are we going to see Obama really hit back on this issue. He is going to lose steam and ground unless he starts attacking the character of his opponent. There are many salient differences as you noted. This is a legitimate area for drawing the distinction not only on policy differences but also in how Obama's experience is a gilt edge advantage for the working and middle class people of this nation. God, just look at Obama being debt free compared to the six figure credit card balances carried by McCain.
FunMe
· 1 year ago
Good points on Obama.
He really should start hitting back where it hurts. Obama can still attack and be a gentleman without having to "play nice" to the opponent McCrazyCainites who don't care who they harm.
It is time for Obama to take off his gloves and start fighting back. He will definitely need to do fight even harder right after the conventions are over.
ron071
· 1 year ago
McCain to tell us how he intends to FIX THE ECONOMY. He and Bush have ALREADY FIXED THE ECONOMY! The evidence is all around us telling how the Republicans have fixed our economy and how they have fixed many other things which add up to the disasters of the past 8 years.
WANT MORE PAIN ? ??? VOTE FOR Mc SAME !!!!!!!!!!
Grimmlok
· 1 year ago
Gee, this all looks mighty familiar.. maybe it's because it's what everyone here has been pointing out SHOULD BE ATTACK POINTS?!
KarenMrsLloydRichards
· 1 year ago
Dear InsideOutsider--please forward to Funny or Die for further rogue viral ads, starring Paris Hilton, or whoever...
donotmakemecomedownthere
· 1 year ago
"McCain communications adviser Taylor Griffin writes that their polling reveals 'Americans are still not tuned into what the candidates might do to fix the economy.'"
Griffin sounds pretty darned elitist there! And as McCain's "communications adviser," his statement merely proves that he has failed miserably at his job.
We "non-tuned-in Americans" can only presume that McCain's Plan will use a combination of hot buxom blondes, renewable buffalo chips and off-shore drooling.
Bostonian_Queer_in_Dallas
· 1 year ago
Some of these stories about Johnny are beginning to scare the shit outta me...I mean Reagan did not seem all that terrible until about a year into it. This guy is really just plain awful...regardless of his policies or party.
Rob Mule
· 1 year ago
Laughing at Johnny rather than with him will piss him off...So, McCain understands the economic problems of Americans, does he? I'd imagine that understanding started sometime during the Keating 5 Scandal and matured shortly after Wendy Gramm skipped from the Enron board. Like Johnny's plan to win the war by winning he plans to deal with the economy by dealing with the economy and by striking a note of extreme urgency over the next few months of weekday only campaigning...
jr
· 1 year ago
Hooverism with extra liver spots
ClayPotts
· 1 year ago
Honest citizens have already been playing "McJobs for America" for 8 years under Bush and the winning game pieces always end up in the hands of Republicans like McCain. McCain only sees America's pain through the lofty vantage point of his multiple McMansions. McCain's economic plan is recycled Bush cleared from the ranch in Crawford. It's good for making paper hats, but that's about it.
cowboyneok
· 1 year ago
Draft Memo? LOVE. IT.
cowboyneok
· 1 year ago
I heard after Cindy McCain ripped off her wet t-shirt and danced on a table at the "Miss Buffalo Chip" contest, John McCain angrily dragged her down off the table and Ms. McCain was heard yelling, "THIS HAPPENS only ONE WEEK out of the year, John!"
He told her to, "SHUT UP, C---!" and dragged her from the bar.
Oh well, it was either Cindy McCain or one of the other contestants....
"Buffalo Chip has a reputation for that sort of thing. It holds a Miss Buffalo Chip contest every night, which is essentially a topless beauty pageant. And occasionally bottomless, too. During a drenching rain Wednesday night, the contest broke up into smaller groups and one woman wound up dancing naked on a bar top. Her boyfriend/husband saw her and angrily dragged her away as she struggled to put her pants back on and muttered something about how, "It's only this one week a year."
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PS-Those Rethuglicans and their tote bag and cooler give-aways:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/ar...
"Oh possums Johnny and I are fully aware of what Americans are going through right now. Why just the other day Johnny said I would have to cut back on some of my shopping...you know I am famous for 'Scottsdale on $25,000 a day'...well anyway possums...Johnny said no more Minola-Blonics!....I began to cry and my mascara ran all over and he hugged me and said...well okay queenie, but let's cut it back to only TEN pairs of shoes this week. Then I said, well thank god that shit's over...let's have a drink with some Valium!"
He really should start hitting back where it hurts. Obama can still attack and be a gentleman without having to "play nice" to the opponent McCrazyCainites who don't care who they harm.
It is time for Obama to take off his gloves and start fighting back. He will definitely need to do fight even harder right after the conventions are over.
WANT MORE PAIN ? ??? VOTE FOR Mc SAME !!!!!!!!!!
Griffin sounds pretty darned elitist there! And as McCain's "communications adviser," his statement merely proves that he has failed miserably at his job.
We "non-tuned-in Americans" can only presume that McCain's Plan will use a combination of hot buxom blondes, renewable buffalo chips and off-shore drooling.
Like Johnny's plan to win the war by winning he plans to deal with the economy by dealing with the economy and by striking a note of extreme urgency over the next few months of weekday only campaigning...
He told her to, "SHUT UP, C---!" and dragged her from the bar.
Oh well, it was either Cindy McCain or one of the other contestants....
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/caple/020809.html
"Buffalo Chip has a reputation for that sort of thing. It holds a Miss Buffalo Chip contest every night, which is essentially a topless beauty pageant. And occasionally bottomless, too. During a drenching rain Wednesday night, the contest broke up into smaller groups and one woman wound up dancing naked on a bar top. Her boyfriend/husband saw her and angrily dragged her away as she struggled to put her pants back on and muttered something about how, "It's only this one week a year."