DISQUS

SouthernYankee · 1 year ago

What the hell is wrong with these people. I feel like am going nuts every time these people open their mouth. God help us. I don't know how more I can take of these people.

Rob Mule · 1 year ago

Blessed are the low-emitters...

For I say unto you, that except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Bush_Bites · 1 year ago

This is the nut who hit on Bush at the SOTU.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqSjtIivjnQ

moreleesafer · 1 year ago

This is exactly why you cannot come to a compromise on issues these nutcases. they are not dealing with reality.
Following thier fu(ked up logic is impossible. So when those poor polar bears are drowning, do they pray to Jesus. Or do they just accept their fate
and thank the Lord they could meet him sooner rather than later.

So I'm guessing Jesus would drive a hummer with a "support our troops" sticker on it.

Polly_Tics · 1 year ago

IF Jesus saved the planet, does that mean that we don't have to go to church on Sunday's anymore?

If God saved our planet by sending Jesus to us, do we have to send them Bill O'Reilly to prove that Satan still lives?

If Jesus DID save us all those many years ago, how come platform shoes are absolutely everywhere?

Jesus saved the earth 2,000 years ago, so we don't have to worry about a seat for Armageddon .

If Jesus saved our planet, why do we still have to eat okra?

Jesus loves me this I know, for the crazies keep trying to hurt me (to no avail).

Busboy · 1 year ago

I love Okra. Fried, miked, stewed and bbq'd. Most of my friends do too. Is that a problem with the "i want a cracker" baby slicer uppers?

Polly_Tics · 1 year ago

Busboy, must you insist on humiliating yourself nightly? Please find another to poke, I find your prodding to be annoying.

Oh yes and take your abortion/husband/life CRACKS and put them in that secret place deep inside you dearest...

It seems that even the monitors on Ablog have taken to deleting your comments these days and thank goodness for their superior judgment. Over and out.

LasloPratt · 1 year ago

As has happened so often over the last eight years, I find myself quoting the noted philosopher Inigo Montoya: "I do not think that word means what you think it means."

vkobaya · 1 year ago

That is what is known as a nonsequitur, comparing apples and oranges, but in her case, comparing flying saucer apples and salvation of the soul. With the cartoonist Wiley Miller, it is often hilarious. I wish I can say the same for Congresswoman Michele Bachmann but if she is serious, and she is, it is truly pathetic, and even severely mentally deranged. Also says something for anyone who would vote for her or for anyone who allies with her, taking her seriously. If Hukabee or any of the other religious right leadership agree with her "logic" they aren't hucksters as I thought, they deserve the butterfly net and incarceration for their own safety.

canuck55 · 1 year ago

You forgot to mention that dear old batshit crazy Michelle Bachman of course did the interview in the nude, while her "husband" was buying her pantsuits.
And we don't need to save the endangered Pacific Northwest tree octopus because Jesus already did 2000 years ago - http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/ .

vkobaya · 1 year ago

With George Bush, I questioned that he had the intelligence to go to the bathroom let alone sit in the chair in the Oval Office. However, with Bachmann, I question whether she is has enough of a grasp of reality to be safe walking the streets. Who knows when she might turn violent and harm herself or others.

EllaDisenchanted · 1 year ago

Fundamentalists say once you're saved you're always saved...Sooooo, according to their ill conceived illogic I guess that means you're still saved if you then convert to a Muslim or Buddism, or hell, Rastafarianism! Isn't that cool!!!???

blackwolf · 1 year ago

These people are scarry.

MNUSA · 1 year ago

I was hoping this wasn't Bachman, but alas it was. How on earth did she manage to get through law school?

cowboyneok · 1 year ago

Kill everything and everyone! Jesus saved us 2000 years ago!

Polly_Tics · 1 year ago

I may be wrong, but if not, THANK YOU!

XXX

cowboyneok · 1 year ago

so funny.

KarenMrsLloydRichards · 1 year ago

And who can forget the day when she was hiding behind some bushes at a gay demo? So many embarrassing moments in this woman's career...

Upland_Oddball · 1 year ago

It seems that nowadays, too many self-professed "Christians" think they can get by on buying into all sorts of notions that aren't at all biblical. Almost all of the theology of the Dispensational premillennialists is entirely made up of fantastical interpretations of the Book of Revelations, and ofthen, as in tthis case, is directly contradicted by something in the four bssic gospels.

In this case, she needs to consult the master himself and how he handled the temptation, slyly handed to him by Satan, to test his divinity by throwing himself off of a cliff or mountain. Jesus's answer should suffice as a rebuke to what this "Christian's" test of God is all about.

BarrieT · 1 year ago

We don't need to save the people of New Orleans from Hurricane Katrina, because Jesus saved them 2,000 years ago.

So why did we need to 'save' Iraqis from Saddam?

anarchy · 1 year ago

I am not a violent man, and yet I sincerely hope
that Michele Bachmann has a face-to-face meeting
with Jebus very, very soon.

I am sure he would tell her a thing or two about
Christianity.

Busboy would be more than welcome to tag along
with her for all I care.

dougg · 1 year ago

Looks like there is no need to fight terrorism according to her.

cwzilla · 1 year ago

This is exactly why when I hear these and I use the term loosely( people) when they go on and on about how christian they are I say out loud and proud I am enthusiasticly religiously anti orginaized religion

jr · 1 year ago

Glenn Beck acts like this rapture bunnyess. Science is anti-Christian to these dolts

heyohhhh · 1 year ago

i knew this was going to be about that psycho Michelle Bachman before even opening the link. I'm embarrassed that she's a rep from my state. I only wish she was in my district so i could do something about it. she's grade A certified Wacko nutjob.