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AMERICAblog: "Hillary vs. the Coffee Maker" is #1 on YouTube, top of Drudge, over 300,000 views in 18 hours

  • tlsintx · 1 year ago
    yeah, but she's got testicular fortitude.
  • Polly_Tics · 1 year ago
    I wonder how she takes her coffee
  • dad · 1 year ago
    out of touch, much.
  • Paddy · 1 year ago
    Thank you very much for the h/t, but just for the record, I am a She Woman Kinda Gal. A dame even. (I could go on but I won't...)
  • Grrrowler · 1 year ago
    I'm trying to figure out how this matters...

    How does the fact that she couldn't operate a gas station coffee machine help with health care, Iraq, the credit collapse, veterans' issues, the climate, gas prices, the economy, or anything other substantive matter? I'm not a Hillary supporter, but I don't care if she couldn't operate the machine or not. I also don't care that she hasn't pumped her own gas in years; which of the candidates HAS hopped out to fill his/her tank in the memorable past?

    This is a non-issue and not what we should be concentrating on when it comes to choosing a president. I really don't care who would be more fun to have a beer with because it's not going to happen anyway. Let's concentrate on, and make the candidates concentrate on, the real issues.
  • tlsintx · 1 year ago
    Paddy 0 minutes ago

    atta girl, Paddy.
  • PeteWa · 1 year ago
    She can't make a cup of coffee... how the hell can I trust her to answer the phone at three am half asleep?
  • Bostonian_Queer_in_Dallas · 1 year ago
    If you do not see the very deep significance of this incident, then you are an idiot. I do not know of Barack can use a coffee machine at Seven-Eleven or not. This is IDENTICAL to George Bush Sr being amazed at supermarket price scanners. These people are out of touch with the rest of us. They live in a Power Tower. They don't give a shit about us. It is all about them. I hope this buries her for good. Obama an elitist? Really. Fuck you Hill-Billy.
  • Dave of the Jungle · 1 year ago
    Hey, She's just one of the guys. See?
  • Rob Mule · 1 year ago
    Jeez, can't pump gas and can't make coffee...no wonder Bill became disinterested.
  • tlsintx · 1 year ago
    Hillary and the wingers all pointed fingers at Obama calling him elitist for the silliest, stupidest reasons.

    now it's backfired. fairly simple.
    you'd think Hillary and the wingers would stop doing those silly, stupid things because they always backfire.
  • ChairmanMo · 1 year ago
    This ridiculous post is a prime example of why this is one of the worst blogs ever.
  • polite_fiction · 1 year ago
    You can't be serious. My mother wouldn't know how to work one of those stupid machines either. It's just a generational thing. Here's a chance for Obama to take the high road and tell everone obsessing over this to get a life. Unlike certain people.
  • Kansaskitty · 1 year ago
    Polite Fiction:

    Good god. How old is your mother? Hill is 60 I think - I'm 59 and I do know how to get coffee out of a coffee machine - and a lot of other "regular people" tasks. If you are talking about Hill's generation, you are barking up the wrong tree! Maybe MY mother's generation might have trouble with a coffee machine.
  • eve · 1 year ago
    Generational? I'm only about 6 or 7 years younger than Hillary and I can operate a coffee machine. You think they only invented coffee machines in the last 30 or 40 years?

    I am an Obama supporter and this video is a perfect example of what he wants to change about the "gotcha" politics. This video shows us nothing yet it gets all the attention rather than a speech Obama or Hillary might make today. I don't care if Obama or Hillary can operate a coffee machine. I don't care if Obama can bowl. Bowling and coffee won't end the war or get us health care or fund research into alternative fuels.
  • SandieInPA · 1 year ago
    Hillary Clinton: "I've very comfortable in the kitchen."
  • rhodydad · 1 year ago
    Obama's time in Indonesia, HRC going negative...

    Payback is a java!
  • Dave of the Jungle · 1 year ago
    The humor challenged are always with us.
  • Grimmlok · 1 year ago
    'zomg this is teh werst blog EVAR' says the person who came to said blod to use said blog to castigate said blog...
  • Rob Mule · 1 year ago
    What will HRC do when confronted with the soda pop dispenser during a regular person lunch at Subway???
    Also wondering if she'll get a 6" or a 12" sub?
    A 12"er would sure look testicularly fortitudinal...
  • sittenpretty · 1 year ago
    Grrrowler 28 minutes ago 1 point
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    I'm trying to figure out how this matters...

    How does the fact that she couldn't operate a gas station coffee machine help with health care, Iraq, the credit collapse, veterans' issues, the climate, gas prices, the economy, or anything other substantive matter? I'm not a Hillary supporter, but I don't care if she couldn't operate the machine or not. I also don't care that she hasn't pumped her own gas in years; which of the candidates HAS hopped out to fill his/her tank in the memorable past?

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    you mniss the POINT
    she took a CARAVAN of gas guzzling SUVs for a photo op on SAVING ENERGY and high gas PRICES
  • Grrrowler · 1 year ago
    sittenpretty 4 hours ago

    you mniss the POINT
    she took a CARAVAN of gas guzzling SUVs for a photo op on SAVING ENERGY and high gas PRICES

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    Actually, your point is another topic altogether. John's original post is saying that she's out of touch because she couldn't operate the coffee machine. If we were talking about the irony of her motocade sucking up gallons of gas while she tries to tell us that she's concerned about gas prices, that would make a much more on-the-point and interesting story.

    The fact that she's unfamiliar with gas station coffee makers is supposed to equate with her being out of touch. I have no doubt that she's out of touch with the majority of people in this country, but the story is just a red herring. This is not the kind of thing that matters in the end. I'm a plain ole working class guy and I probably wouldn't know how to work the damn machine either since I don't get beverages out of gas stations coffee machines.

    Let's DO talk about her caravan of gas guzzlers while she discusses a gas tax holiday that will never ever make it out of committee in Congress, but is being used as a political carrot to woo voters. Let's ask her what she's going to do to strengthen the value of the dollar as a way to help lower the cost of crude oil, which will (hopefully) lower the cost of gas. Let's talk about a real story.
  • Dave of the Jungle · 1 year ago
    She's a wicked bitch with I rifle, I hear.
  • jimfromthefoothills · 1 year ago
    Did you see the O'Lielly interview? I HATE her. She is the lowest form of life on the planet.

    Clinton = Bush
  • Kansaskitty · 1 year ago
    So much for being just one of the guys when she can't figure out the coffee machine at the convenience store. Sounds kind of elitist to me.
  • Jemarcus · 1 year ago
    jimfromthefoothills: "I HATE her. She is the lowest form of life on the planet."

    Obama is about uniting people and healing the rifts between Democrats and Republicans. I don't think he would approve of such hostility and anger. I think that type of rage is what he rebuked in Rev. Wright.
  • jimfromthefoothills · 1 year ago
    Jemarcus, you are the type of person that makes the Dems lose. Go ahead and bring a flower to a knife fight. Those of us who want to win will do the heavy lifting.

    Kerry, who now seems to have grown some balls, lost the last election because grandma Mary Cahill wouldn't fight back.

    Jemarcus, you are a political wimp.
  • sittenpretty · 1 year ago
    PEOPLE SHE BROUGHT a caravan OF suvS TO A PHOTO OP,ON ENRGY(GS) CONSERVATION
  • Rob Mule · 1 year ago
    Look...It wasn't a coffee dispenser problem. HRC needed a creamer and all the store had was 2% Milk of Human Kindness...Mebbe lunch will be better when she orders a Whopper with Sleeze.
  • Polly_Tics · 1 year ago
    vanessa26 4 minutes ago
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    Whereas I can't stand Hillary any longer myself, I would NEVER go to Drudge for anything other than a STD shot!

    Please, you can find REAL information (not gossip or made up nonsense) about those you want to hear about in much better company. Expand your repertoire and look up other alternatives.
  • Polly_Tics · 1 year ago
    For those of us who don't realize what Vanessa26 is trying to do, do NOT click on the Drudge link, she is merely trying to increase his traffic.
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  • SkippyFlipjack · 1 year ago
    Diogenes, "Avrosis" has always sounded like Niles Crane. :)

    The funny part about the video is that Hillary presses the same button several times, hoping for a different result. We've all done it, but it's still funny to watch. Monkey press blue switch! No peanut comes out! Monkey press blue switch several more times, hoping for peanut each time!
  • shanobama · 1 year ago
    How elitist are you if you DONT know drinking mini-mart coffee will burn a new ulcer in your stomach lining?
  • Diogenes · 1 year ago
    Skippy Flipjack - "...Hillary presses the same button several times, hoping for a different result. We've all done it,..."

    I do that every time I wait for an elevator. I think it's call "el-accelleration" and I'm completely convinced it makes it run faster!
  • kevinbgoode · 1 year ago
    Hey now...it was just reflex. Maybe she had a senior moment and was mentally transformed into a voting booth, where pushing a button multiple times can often yield many results.
  • TheOriginalLiz · 1 year ago
    Don't all those machines have instructions on them? I'd like to see if she ever thought to read them and actually learn a new trick...
  • Polly_Tics · 1 year ago
    Imagine if both Hillary AND Johnnie Mc C had to get coffee at the same time.

    I wonder if the machine could take all of the pushing and shaking that would occur...
  • Polly_Tics · 1 year ago
    jimfromthefoothills 1 minute ago
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    Actually it was Bob Shrum who advised John Kerry NOT to fight back against the Swift Boaters.
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  • Diogenes · 1 year ago
    Cappuccino is an elitist drink. Common folk drink coffee from a pot.
  • tlsintx · 1 year ago
    honestly, the video is kind of anti-climactic...

    i thought she was gonna kick the machine or shoot it with her rifle or something...and nothing happens...
  • ms39047 · 1 year ago
    First of all, I thought Hillary ROCKED on the Factor last night; but perhaps she had trouble with the coffee machine because she was looking for snipers out of the corner of her eye?
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    OT...

    this makes me want to buy a diesel car...

    http://www.wesh.com/automotive/16093985/detail....
  • jackie2 · 1 year ago
    Oh, for goodness sake. I HATE coffee out of a machine so I do it as little as possible. I think the last time I was stuck buying coffee from a machine was 3 years ago. I see these cappuccino machines around but I've never used them. I hate instant coffee so I avoid coffee machines like the plague. I'm in my 50s, I'm definitely NOT elitist... it was funny in the way that it could be me fumbling around a non-familiar dispensing machine. Sheesh!

    But I do know how to pump gas and check the dipsticks, etc. My dad didn't care that he had daughters - no driver's ed until we could master the gas pump, change a flat tire and check fluids.
  • lucidity · 1 year ago
    Snopes.com puts the "Bush was amazed by a supermarket scanner" story in the same category as "Al Gore invented the Internet." I.e., never happened. Bush Sr. visited a store but he wasn't amazed by the scanner. Old media-driven false stories die hard.
  • Indigo · 1 year ago
    That poor Clinton woman, her stint as a barista just isn't working out. I bet she's feeling oppressed. In honor of May Day, she should enjoy a rousing chorus of the Internationale, uniting the world in song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk69e1Vcmvg&NR=1
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    Indigo
    That poor Clinton woman, her stint as a barista just isn't working out. I bet she's feeling oppressed. In honor of May Day, she should enjoy a rousing chorus of the Internationale, uniting the world in song
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    Instead... she's singing a different song.
    Like I Care - Helmet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpqCuFTDHDE
  • jr · 1 year ago
    "Obama's out of touch"-9 figure net worth Hillary
  • ChicagoKid · 1 year ago
    But she knows how to work the rabbit she bought at the Pleasure Chest.

    I can't believe that they let her wander around a gas station without a special ed helmet. I'm sure she doesn't know how to pump gas either.
  • jackie2 · 1 year ago
    Not knowing how to pump gas isn't such a big deal either. Oregon is one state where it's illegal to pump your own gas, so I imagine a lot of Oregonians don't know how, or aren't very accomplished at it.

    I get sticker shock every time I drive up to the gas pumps, too. It was 12 cents higher than the time before I got gas and just a few short weeks ago it was 40 cents cheaper than now. Who would have believed it costs over $30 just for HALF a tank of gas - mid-size sedan.
  • Mikki --SE Pennsylvania · 1 year ago
    Poor Hil!
    Note to Hil: Not being able to work the coffee machine in a gas station convenience store doesn't exacly advance that strong, ballsy, woman-of-the-people image you are trying to project this week! Maybe instead of the pantssuit you might try Levi 501s and flannel shirts. Hey it would have been much better if you had actually been driving an old pick-up truck and pumped the gas yourself. Better yet, the next time one of these cretins you call advisors suggest another loser of a half-baked PR idea, tell them to stick it where the sun don't shine.
  • KISSman · 1 year ago
    Normally, I wouldn't see this as a big deal. However, when Queen Clinton pretends that she is the person who is somehow more like and more in touch with the blue collar workers of this country, this only amplifies the fakeness of such a claim. She's been sooooo removed from the everyday American experience that the only thing she knows how to do is to tell someone how she wants her coffee.
  • Kenster999 · 1 year ago
    OK, I normally don't post on blogs, but I can't believe I'm the only one who's used one of these machines. The problem with them is that they don't dispense the liquid in direct correlation to when you hold down the button. It takes a few seconds to start pouring after you hold down the button, and then it continues for a few seconds after you release it. So it's tough to fill up the cup without overflowing it. The machines usually have a note telling you to release the button when the cup is 2/3 full (due to the fact that you'll get some extra even after you release the button). If you do this, it works pretty well, but the "2/3's" is a safe estimate, so your cup isn't really full. So you'll tap the button to get a little more, but it doesn't respond immediately. So you have to hold it down for a little bit, and usually release it before any even comes out, in the hopes that you've got the right amount in the pipeline. It's not uncommon to do this little dance a few times to get your cup full.

    Given all that, it looks to me like she is actually using it correctly. (Speaking as a programmer, I'd say this is a design error, not a user error. :) )

    Yeah, the music makes it funny, and makes it look like she's an idiot. Fair enough. However, I'm an Obama supporter, and while there are any number of things you can legitimately criticize Clinton (let alone McCain!) for, I must say that I find this sort of video to be unfair, and to be just another distraction from the critical issues facing us in this country. We need to be better than this.
  • gemischt · 1 year ago
    George Walker Bush was clueless about scanners in supermarkets which most children and adults knew about. However, this coffee or cappuccino machine, I believe, most Americans have never seen or used. If I go into a place that has self-service, all I have done for years is lift up the valve that pours the hot water or coffee and push it down to shut it off. Please get real. Maybe someone is having a complete nervous breakdown consumed with hatred towards the Clintons. This type of personality usually ends up with a lot of mental and physical problems.
  • Busboy · 1 year ago
    Here's a little interesting tidbit, albeit unconfirmed: Apparently a whole bunch of superdelegates are up for re-election at the convention. Meaning that the Obama wing of the party may change the whole balance of power in the DNC for years to come...