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AMERICAblog: Hippo eats dwarf

  • MarxMarvelous · 10 months ago
    Figures. Try harder to distract from the fact that your Presidents a failure/hypocrite. (I could describe as worse.)
  • ucsbclassics53 · 10 months ago
    and your so-called president was a war criminal, a compulsive liar, a psychopath, and an utter failure...
  • fl79tr · 10 months ago
    Maybe we could get the hippo to try eating trolls.
  • Butch1 · 10 months ago
    That must have been a tough act to follow. ;-)
  • HeartlandLiberal · 10 months ago
    Here. Let me correct your post:

    "That must have a been a tough act to swallow."
  • Butch1 · 10 months ago
    Ha! Well done!
  • Daily Dude · 10 months ago
  • Steve_in_CNJ · 10 months ago
    it gets even sadder. since the incident, the hippo has been searching in vain for a yellow brick road.
  • Hunterdon_Rube · 10 months ago
    Dwarfs make me angry............
  • Down with prop 8 · 10 months ago
    Snopes says false. Please feed them hippos instead.
  • Japes · 10 months ago
    As much as I love this story (I accept my sick sense of humor) it's fake.

    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeat...

    But I can dream...
  • Ferry_Fey · 10 months ago
    I forget, is making jokes about someone who has a physical condition that makes them very short more funny than making jokes about someone who isn't heterosexual, or less funny?
  • AdrianLesher · 10 months ago
    A colorful story, but one that both Snopes and Urbanlegends think is false.

    http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2005/02/24/hipp...
    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeat...
  • Christian bowl Syndrom · 10 months ago
    Was the dwarf a christian? It would be twice as funny if the hippo ate a christian and it gave him the runs. Not that eating a dwarf isn't funy mind you.