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AMERICAblog: Invitations to Charlie Crist's wedding are in the mail!

  • cmpnwtr · 1 year ago
    Can't wait!
  • Freddie · 1 year ago
    Pale pink invitations - black-tie optional -- wouldn't rainbow colors be more apropos?
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    anything sparkly comes to mind.
  • Indigo · 1 year ago
    Lavender, not rainbow. It's a closet event.
  • intotheabyss81 · 1 year ago
    Damn. I was going to get him a beard trimmer.
  • Older_Wiser · 1 year ago
    Well, at least she won't be throwing those bone china teacups you might have bought at him...
  • ObamaLover · 1 year ago
    Will his fellow Florida Republican mark foley be his maid of honor?
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    they can probably get ted haggard to perform the ceremony... and sell them insurance afterwards.
  • KarenMrsLloydRichards · 1 year ago
    No, that would be cute lil' Jason Wetherington.
  • MikeinSanJo · 1 year ago
    OT-

    I justy got my copy of the HRC 2009 Buyers Guide. They gave Marriott Hotels a 100% rating.
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    huh?

    my guess is that was printed before the mormons started donating to take away our rights.
  • MikeinSanJo · 1 year ago
    It's either that or having Gay-Friendly employment policies trumps openly attacking the entire Gay Community by depriving us of our right to marry, among other things.
  • Older_Wiser · 1 year ago
    She's rich; he's not...she has kids...he may never (by her).

    The governor and his fiancee sit for an interview in a comfy poolside room on a private island south of Miami Beach, where the sand is imported from the Bahamas and caged toucans squawk under a giant banyan tree. You can reach Fisher Island only by boat, helicopter or ferry, and according to the 2000 census, its 1,400 residents had the highest per capita income in the United States.

    Carole Rome has a 3,690-square-foot, $4.1-million condo.

    She moved from New York to Florida with her children in 2006, when her marriage was in trouble.

    "In a million years, I never understood why she wanted to move out of New York, except for what she said, which is, she wanted a simpler life for her children," said Carole's friend Jill Zarin, a cast member on the Bravo reality series The Real Housewives of New York City. "She wanted to slow down, which is funny, because now she's on a treadmill." (More)
    www.tampabay.com/news/politics/state/article696...
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    I'm sorry... but everytime I hear about charlie and his beard-selling beard... the old Neil Young song "A man needs a maid" starts playing in my head.

    question, are we sure this 'woman' isn't really a draq queen?
  • K · 1 year ago
    Now we know: He's planning on running for President in 2008.
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    what happens when they play 'macho man' at the wedding reception and charlie starts twitching like Kevin Klein in "In and Out"??
  • houstonray · 1 year ago
    On the flip side, he won't be able to resist dancing to the reception music of YMCA and the Macarena...
  • Webster · 1 year ago
    I wonder who he'll choose to be "best man?"
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    ken mehlman?
  • Webster · 1 year ago
    Do you think that Ken Mehlman is gay?
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    okay, seriously, if he's gonna marry a woman... he should at least let it be known that he KNOWS everyone knows he's gay...

    something subtle... he could get married in one of Liberace's old outfits.

    .
  • Ben Dover · 1 year ago
    Will Charlie be attending as the bride or the groom?
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    Both, it'll be a Victor/Victoria themed wedding.
  • tbhull · 1 year ago
    Without it one can get in the backdoor.
  • Older_Wiser · 1 year ago
    And she probably thinks he's a "gentleman" because he hasn't demanded sex...just those "chaste" kisses and the accidental cheap feel.
  • Bostonian_Queer_in_Dallas · 1 year ago
    Who knows whether Charlie likes cock or not but I am sure of one thing. A straight sexless marriage is a sad life of desperation. If he is off at rest stops or hiring rent boys to ride cock while she pines at home wondering what he is doing, it is a very sad marriage. Ask my ex-wife. Once you finally wake up and tell yourself you won't begin the daily lie at 6am every morning and come out of your closet, your breathe fresh air and feel the very warm sunshine outside. If this man is marrying her to have a good beard so he can run for higher office, while hiring male hookers or having his little tristes on the side, he is a pathetic asshole. Someone should out him now.
  • Indigo · 1 year ago
    "He's as gay as Chistmas" is the usual long-time Florida comment but that's fine, it's his choice. He is outed, repeatedly, but somehow . . .
  • Bostonian_Queer_in_Dallas · 1 year ago
    Well good, let him run with missy mooseshit in 2012....texas will even go
    blue!
  • Mike_in_the_Tundra · 1 year ago
    Charlie will eventually learn. When someone asks why I came out, I tell them I was just too tired to stay in the closet.
  • Rob Mule · 1 year ago
    Carole's oven appears bunnable...someone set the timer.
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    we should send turkey basters for wedding presents.
  • AdrianBrowne · 1 year ago
    I Charlie, take you Carole, to be my lawfully wedded beard, in sickness and in health, during politically convenient functions and in social situations, but keep in mind, I'll always wish you were a 13-year old male Abercrombie and Fitch model.
  • Boycottutah · 1 year ago
    Off topic or maybe not. Dump Mormon Stock! I will do everything I can to communicate to those who support marriage equality the need to boycott those who fund discrimination. I should not give money to those who will take that money and use it to take away my rights. Mormon Stock Index http://www.mormonstockindex.com/ is a great source of information regarding the sources that fund our oppression. Dumping Mormon stock, while boycotting Mormon corporations will limit the funds available used to wage war on our basic civil rights. The religious right has used boycotts to effectively wage war on the LGBT community. They initiated the use of boycotts, and we have no choice but to use this powerful economic force to protect our homes, families, and futures.
  • Indigo · 1 year ago
    He's not my type; she can have him.
  • larry · 1 year ago
    Charlie girl...you gettin married so you can be VP next time....Mitt? Sarah? Mike? What next deacon at the baptist church?
  • Catman51 · 1 year ago
    Why is he bothering?
  • MiamiDude · 1 year ago
    Touche, Mr. Aravosis, Tou-friggin'-che !
  • HS · 1 year ago
    As a gay man, I am offended by this posting. Aren't we fighting for everyone to have the right to marry anyone they want? Who Charlie Crist chooses to marry for whatever reason is his business alone. For a supposed "ally" of the gay movement, you can be really dumb sometimes.
  • John Aravosis · 1 year ago
    I'm not an ally of the gay movement, I'm a member of it. Charlie Crist, however, is a Republican supporting other Republicans who are anti-gay. He's the governor of a state that just banned gay marriage. So his sexual orientation and his marriage are of the utmost relevance, by his own party's and his own state's admission.
  • ChicagoKid · 1 year ago
    I was thinking--what would they use most?--then I decided on a double-headed dildo.