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AMERICAblog: McCain says he'll veto every single beer. Really. He said it.

  • MrsTarquinBiscuitbarrel · 1 year ago
    What?! McSame is bringing back the Volstead Act??
  • Jim Olson · 1 year ago
    Horrors.
  • Slim Cognito · 1 year ago
    You know, if McCain wasn't such as asshole, I'd feel sorry for him. Like when my elderly stepdad gets something wrong. But he is so I'm not.
  • tlsintx · 1 year ago
    by god, THAT'S anti-American!!!

    he IS the Manchurian Candidate and he's using his rich second wife's beer magnate family as a cover.
  • RenoAnne · 1 year ago
    Homer will NOT be pleased when he hears what Grampa Simpson said!
  • ZennButtKicker (tlhwraith) · 1 year ago
    McCain is really about as interesting as watching paint dry.

    Does the GOP have anything fresh or new to offer, or just more of the same re-hash?
  • Polly_Tics · 1 year ago
    With each and every day that passes, John seems to be getting a little bit creepier. First it's that forced smile and now it's the forced sound byte.

    My bet is that as Barach begins to land some solid punches on Johnnie, he will begin to slowly implode, busting a little seam every now and then, to reveal that dark and gloomy underbelly: a much shorter Dick Cheney.
  • moreleesafer · 1 year ago
    he's creepy. that forced yellow smile was just disgusting. He looked like that Gremlin from the movies. the mean one....SPIKE! yeah, he smiled just like that
  • Mikki --SE Pennsylvania · 1 year ago
    ...yes, my friends....


    Its not only the forced yellow smile but also the slightly sick laugh/giggle when he thinks he sayiong something both pithy and humorous.

    Yecch!!!
  • tlsintx · 1 year ago
    McBush will veto every single beer with eelmarks.

    heh, heh....that's not change we can believe in...*blinkblink* *insane grin* heh, heh *blinkblink*
  • unpoetaloco · 1 year ago
    He was thinking about his wife's fortune. He's wondering how much money she'll be willing to spend to help him get elected.
  • Coming Undone · 1 year ago
    Was that a sharpie that he just happened to have in his pocket?
  • Miket298 · 1 year ago
    what was up with the waving of the sharpie at the end of it?
  • KerrynowCampau · 1 year ago
    Reminded me of Bob Dole
  • ChicagoKid · 1 year ago
    "Got Senile?"

    Maybe his Depends was packing a "full load" and it distracted him.
  • buddhaplex · 1 year ago
    Is he only going to veto imported beers? That would smack of xenophobia, and we really can't afford any more isolationist moves in our foreign policy right now.

    Also, if he vetos with a Sharpie, is that an indication that he'd like a nicer pen for Christmas?
  • Serendipitymyst · 1 year ago
    Speaking of great McCain videos, did you know that Putin is really the President of Germany?

    http://www.oliverwillis.com/index.php/2008/06/0...

    Evidently the economy isn't the only area he isn't exactly familiar with.
  • jr · 1 year ago
    Dear McCombover,
    Keep this info handy.

    Alzheimer’s Association
    225 N. Michigan Avenue, Floor 17
    Chicago, IL 60601-7633
    1-800-272-3900
    www.alz.org
  • Bush_Bites · 1 year ago
    Cindy better pin it to his sweater.
  • Rab · 1 year ago
    Can't someone take the sad old man off the stage for good. Anybody think age isn't going to be a factor? It won't be said out loud but its what everyone will be thinking.
  • coltergeist · 1 year ago
    New meme:

    John McCain is going to bring back Prohibition.
  • tlsintx · 1 year ago
    OT-
    another faux apology from faux news:

    http://thepoliticalcarnival.blogspot.com/2008/0...
  • donotmakemecomedownthere · 1 year ago
    Someone please take that sharpie out of Grumpy Grampa's hand. He's gonna poke someone's eye out with that thing, sticking it in people's faces like that.
  • Bostonian_Queer_in_Dallas · 1 year ago
    I posted earlier today...early stages of first trimester of Altzeimer's. This is not Bush 3, this is Ronnie Raygun 3. This is EXACTLY what my mother says. Malapropistic "what did she say" shit. God help us.
  • mirth · 1 year ago
    He's just using the tactic of subliminal message.

    Next, while struggling to whip a mallet out of his shirt pocket, he'll say "When I am your president, if those Democrats give us any of their budweiser...er...wiseheimer crap I'll knock 'em on their bass...er...ass."
  • stranded · 1 year ago
    It's clear that Republicans really can put a chimp in a suit and run him through the paces of an election, and he'll still be considered viable by 48% of the population. Is this guy for real? He makes either one of the Bushes look sharp-witted.
  • tlsintx · 1 year ago
    he's white. that's about it.
  • FatRat · 1 year ago
    I'm not sure if that was a "senior moment" or a "freudian slip". His stress levels might've been elevated and he just wanted a cold beer. Either way you slice it, it ain't pretty.
  • Aanya · 1 year ago
    If McBush is elected, comedy central can continue the cartoon show "Lil Bush", only they'll have to call it " Lil Old Bush"! Just what we need another president who trips over his tongue!
  • Sonnyboy · 1 year ago
    Several days ago it was "Putin of Germany"; today it's "veto every beer". McPasty is like W will be in ten years...
  • benb · 1 year ago
    Reminds me of an acquaintance who'll spend $20 at Sizzler and complain about leaving $1 for the server.
  • MNUSA · 1 year ago
    As someone who is dyslexic and picks up parts of words from all over a page and mixes up the words in a sentence when speaking, I can sympathize. Remember the saying: We're all handicapped; it's just more evident in some than others.
  • kirkaracha · 1 year ago
    I guess we know who we won't be having a beer with.