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AMERICAblog: Meet Sarah Palin's $13,000/month beautician

  • PeteWa · 1 year ago
    How appropriate that her beautician looks like a vampire.
  • CPL · 1 year ago
    I can spend five percent of what the RNC spent on Sarah Palin; come out looking like Jackie Kennedy, and still have $145,000 LEFT OVER.
  • dad · 1 year ago
    makes a $400 haircut seem reasonable.
  • Dave of the Jungle · 1 year ago
    I think a new Gothic / Biker image might help actually help both McCain and Palin in the polls, at this point.
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
  • Dave of the Jungle · 1 year ago
    That's Kinky
  • scottinsf · 1 year ago
    Looks to me like weasels have latched onto her.

    Oh wait......
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    but... but... but... Obama's an elitist!! he has a $1.6 million dollar house!!! Ayers! Ayers!! Rezco!! Socialist!! anti-American!!


    /snark

    on the other hand, imagine palin WITHOUT that $13,000 in makeup. former beauty queen... the operative word, FORMER.

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  • sukabi1 · 1 year ago
    hey HuffPo had a slide show of her new duds (it's still on their front page).. and a pic from June of this year while she was doing some supermarket shopping.... $150,000.00 later and she's come a loooooooong way from WalMart couture...


    now what were they saying about lipstick and pigs???
  • Jasan · 1 year ago
    McCain always asks who is the real Obama, the question should be answered, who is McCain and what in the world does he and the trollop really look like....
  • liberaldemdave · 1 year ago
    To paraphrase the immortal Dolly Parton:

    IT TAKES A LOTTA MONEY TO LOOK THIS CHEAP.
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    I love Dolly :-)
  • scottinsf · 1 year ago
    Me too. She's a national treasure.
  • KarenMrsLloydRichards · 1 year ago
    Palin stood in line to meet Ivana at a department store, remarking that "there is not enough glamor in Alaska."
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 1 year ago
    Jimmy Choo doesn't do mukluks.
  • PeteWa · 1 year ago
    lmao
  • KarenMrsLloydRichards · 1 year ago
    The Republican elite (lil' Rich Lowry et al.) and male chauvinist pigs who objectify Palin (Limbaugh: "Babe!") shouldn't complain: it takes a LOT of money and effort to make a 44 year-old hausfrau look "BONERRIFIC!"
  • houstonray · 1 year ago
    ha, did you see the RNC response to the clothing story? They said that it "was always the intent that the clothing go to a charitable purpose after the campaign." LOL! THAT would be an interesting sight to see...
  • sukabi1 · 1 year ago
    I kind of think they'll have a difficult time prying the Louie Vouiton, Gucci, et al out of her hands...
  • HereinDC · 1 year ago
    I don't even think the Real Housewives of Orange County spend that much a month on cosmetics.
  • larz · 1 year ago
    She asked the sales person at Barney's where the ammo aisle was. The Wassila Walmart keeps them between the hosiery and incontience needs.
  • PeteWa · 1 year ago
    Everyone does realize that Palin is on pace to spend:

    $1,956,000.00 per year on Make-up and Clothes.

    One Million Nine Hundred Fifty Six Thousand Dollars per year on Clothes and Make Up.
  • JohnInTexas · 1 year ago
    And what exactly is it they do to her hair? it always looks like shit. The plaster job on her face is okay, if you want to look like Lucy Ricardo in black and white I guess. But 13,000.00 a month? She must be butt ugly when they start from scratch in the morning.
  • Bostonian_Queer_in_Dallas · 1 year ago
    ROFLMAOPPMP...Lucy Ricardo...OMFG that is a brilliant reference.
  • Rufus · 1 year ago
    I have three Chihuahuas -- Lucy, Ricky, and Fred. Yes, of course, I'm think of getting Ethel.
  • HereinDC · 1 year ago
    That would be $419 in one day for makeup for Palin.
  • Charles2 · 1 year ago
    Once again, IOKIYAR.

    Socialism that is. Taking from the rubes who donated to the RNC and redistributing that wealth to Caribou Barbie, Ken and all the little Palins.
  • ProgressiveTroll · 1 year ago
    I don't remember what the topic was, but I posted here before about her makeup, about how crappy it looked. It's never blended well, and when she wears her hair up it's really dark against her really white skin. To see now how much somebody paid for such a crappy job, makes me smile!
  • HereinDC · 1 year ago
    Did she spend $419 a day for makeup while Gov of AK?
    It would be on her taxes? I assume.
  • ProgressiveTroll · 1 year ago
    I don't fault them one bit for buying her some clothes. But Marshalls has real nice business wear for great prices. And they have kid's clothes too. There are locations all over St. Louis. I had assumed Cindy the millionaire, with all those houses and the private jet for commuting around Arizona, bought them for her. Those poor "conservatives" blowing their gaskets about all the shit over this lady and all the seats they are going to lose. Couldn't happen to a more deserving crowd. Yes, I'm relishing every bit of this. I deserve it after 8 years of pure hell and bullshit. We all do.
  • FunMe · 1 year ago
    She can also go to Mervyn's!
    Oh, wait ! They are closing all the stores before the end of the year.

    Maybe we shouldn't be so hard on Sarah. I mean most of her "six pack" stores are closing.
  • ProgressiveTroll · 1 year ago
    Yeah, a lot of stores are closing around here too. Resale shops are doing great though. This really sucks. I don't think we've hit no where near the bottom of this deal yet. Circuit City is closing a bunch of stores too. My husband gets laid off from Chrysler next week.
  • Rufus · 1 year ago
    If Repubs were smart, Cindy would have just written a personal check for $150K. Petty cash to her.
  • JohnInTexas · 1 year ago
    Maybe most of the expense is in taking all the crap off, preservatives, rubber, silicone, hairspray, lipstick, plaster, etc., god knows what they have to use, a sandblaster or hammer and chisel. They must start packing it on while she is still asleep at night so she's all together by the time she gets up in the morning.
  • Older_Wiser · 1 year ago
    Cheeez, many of us out here don't even get $13K a YEAR in SS. This is some of the most absurd crap I've ever heard of. I'll bet all her female fans are lucky to have their Cover Girl and Maybelline, girlfriend.

    And I guess that "charity" the clothes are going to is the recently formed "Gently Used Garments for Ex-Wasilla Mayors Fund." See how that works?
  • moreleesafer · 1 year ago
    So this is the woman who is incapable of BLENDING?

    Maybe that's the look they were going for-the Joy from My Name is Earl demographic can relate to tacky make-up
  • Bostonian_Queer_in_Dallas · 1 year ago
    Well that photo now explains it all.

    Girlfriend, you need to hire FAGS! These punkster girls are clueless as to how to make you over. A good queen, we have several very good ones here in Dallas, can make you look very good.

    The GOP is pissing its money down the toilet with this woman. I mean look at her. Would you let her even wax your unibrow? I know I wouldn't. If ya wanna look fabu, go out and find a homo.
  • FunMe · 1 year ago
    I don't know why, but for a second I thought I read:

    "Meet Sarah Palin's $13,000/month mortician"
  • BorninUSA · 1 year ago
    This is just sickening. And to think the damned repugs went on and on and on about a haircut! Hypocrites. But then we knew that.

    Just saw Orrin Hatch on MSNBC. What a repug liar! They just can't stand it that Obama is ahead and on the road to the WH. Hatch and the rest of the repug liars all try to be so pious. Like the rest of us are ignorant and don't know what we are doing.

    God, we pray nothing happens to detour Obama in the next couple of weeks. If anything bad happens it will be on the repug party, forever and forever. They don't dare steal another election or there will be a riot in the streets I am afraid.
  • ProgressiveTroll · 1 year ago
    Well somebody keeps electing that treasonous sack of excrement. I guess he thinks the rest of the nation are just as ignorant.
  • curlytoes79 · 1 year ago
    Great, she's got a beautician. Now, make her WAX your upper lip before your next photo shoot with Newsweek, m'kay?
  • Older_Wiser · 1 year ago
    Is anyone wondering what her Assemblies of God pastor thinks of all this makeup? Trollop! AOG's generally disapprove of makeup, clothes that show off the body, etc., although the west coast churches are somewhat more liberal than the eastern churches. : )
  • ProgressiveTroll · 1 year ago
    She was demonized and dewitched in the church, so she can do whatever now.
  • anokie · 1 year ago
    I'm studying to be a lawyer/prosecutor....I am in the WRONG damn business!!!!!!!!!!!!! Geez!
  • ProgressiveTroll · 1 year ago
    Yeah, and just think you could have went to school for 6 years for a four year journalism degree and you would be qualified to run the world. Don't you know a whole lot of people with a whole lot of schooling and student loans out the wazoo are pissed about that!
  • anokie · 1 year ago
    I know plenty of people, but think about this.....this adminstration..including all the cronies....are ivy leaguers. Maybe I should have taken the Palin educational plan. Well, if lawyering doesn't work out for me with a face like mine I could always drive a cab.
  • freshpaint · 1 year ago
    So You Think You Can Be President, should be the name of the next reality series from FOX, with Palin as host.
  • meanpeoplesuckstickerssuck · 1 year ago
    it sure takes less money to make Sarah Palin look normal than it takes to make Michelle Obama seem like a normal woman that just started feeling proud of her country........
  • meanpeoplesuckstickerssuck · 1 year ago
    I guess Older_Wiser likes women in pants suits!!!!!That's what its all about...........yeah, awesome