DISQUS

KarenMrsLloydRichards · 11 months ago

Well, honey, I ain't pro sodomy, either. But I am amateur sodomy, just like Mike.

And his fat sons, too.

KarenMrsLloydRichards · 11 months ago

The real point here is how scary-sick Coulter looks. Like she's got some wasting disease, all the more accentuated by the excessive black eye kohl and thin straw hair. She's like a wraith from a Egon Schiele or Gustav Klimt painting, allegorizing venereal disease.

Bush Bites · 11 months ago

She did have her jaw wired shut for awhile.

At least, i read that somewhere.

That has to take a toll when you don't have much meat to begin with.

KarenMrsLloydRichards · 11 months ago

Too bad she didn't have her jaw wired shut for the next, um, I dunno, 30 years!

Bush Bites · 11 months ago

That or a lobotomy.

Steve_in_CNJ · 11 months ago

yup. she is definitely clara:

http://comunidad.ciudad.com.ar/argentina/capita...

or kate, if you share my fantasy.

SCLiberal · 11 months ago

"Like she's got some wasting disease..."
She does. It's called Hatred.

Apphouse50 · 11 months ago

The Mrs. must be mortified.

Raine · 11 months ago

Indeed.

He just threw his personal life (as if we needed to hear about it) under the bus. Huck is gonna sleep on the daybed tonite I think.

Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 11 months ago

not to mention, once the wifey knows... he doesn't have to worry about EVER getting head again.

notoriousq · 11 months ago

No darlin, they're so. baptist, which means she has to submit graciously to his bullshit. Even when he bellows it out on the airwaves.

Apphouse50 · 11 months ago

If it's an Empire daybed I envy him anyway.

Bush Bites · 11 months ago

I don't know who's less desirable: Huckabee or his Wife.

I could actually see those two getting off one time for each kid and never getting near each other again.

RobertSeattle · 11 months ago

95% of Southern Baptists publically say they are against oral sex - the other 5% tell the truth.

ShirleyGoodnessanMercy · 11 months ago

100% of So. Baptists say they are against drinking alcohol. And all Southerners know that So. Baptists drink more than anyone on the planet. So. Baptists pretty much DEFINE hypocrisy.

TheNeedle · 11 months ago

You know why you always invite TWO Baptists to go fishing with you?

If you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

ShirleyGoodnessanMercy · 11 months ago

Dumb-fuck-abee needs to go back to Idaho and shut up.

Raine · 11 months ago

I am just left with a feeling of *TMI*.

Jeepers... we all saw his wife on the campaign trail... this explains so much.

Roddy McCorley · 11 months ago

Puts me in mind of how Chris Rock summed up the Lewinsky scandal: "You know ain't no one givin' a blowjob to Orrin Hatch!"

Chris From Maine · 11 months ago

by the way.. since when did "sodomy" come back into our national dialogue? I mean really.. this is 2009. We can say "oral" and "anal" sex without all going to hell.

And yeah.. I doubt theres a long line of people willing to give the Huckster any kind of sex.

If the Huckster wants us to know what acts he thinks Americans should and should not be allowed to perform on/with each other, he should list them using the correct terms.

falloch · 11 months ago

What's with Coulter? You write a political/polemical type book and then put a come-hither pose on the cover? she's hawking her crap-arse political rants with pics of herself on the front rather than maps, or scarey pictures of flames and hordes of arabs or something even more cliched- obviously her analysis is even more rubbish than we thought if she thinks pics of her on the cover are the selling point. And no, the idea that she may have an Adam's apple is not a big deal. I wish people would focus on what she says rather than what she looks like - maybe even Rush Limbaugh would wake up and smell the coffee, or the poo, or whatever...

Peter · 11 months ago

Why are you concerned with what sex acts he approves or disapproves of?

If he made it illegal, more women would probably do it!

Indigo · 11 months ago

Did he exhibit pictures to illustrate what he's talking about?

falloch · 11 months ago

the word 'sodomy' is for those who just can't handle the word 'anal', cause 'anal' just ain't in the bible.

JohnInTexas · 11 months ago

The word "hell" is not in the bible either, but see how many believers there are in it?

Steve_in_CNJ · 11 months ago

when you hear that a perp was charged with "rape and sodomy" be aware they ain't talking about the woman's rear end. it means the rapist told her bible stories during the act. that is considered aggravating circumstances in some states.

RitornaVincitor · 11 months ago

Right you are. Gehenna. What a dump!

JohnInTexas · 11 months ago

How much oral sex has Huckabee had? Was it the taste? Did he gag a little bit? Get a hair stuck in his teeth? He needs to tell us exactly what it was he didn't like about oral sex.

tlsintx · 11 months ago

does this mean Huckabee won't support the porn-industry bailout???
wait'll Larry Flynt hears THIS!

Butch1 · 11 months ago

If poor Mike is so against anything other than missionary sex, then he really shouldn't do them. Why not leave that type of sex up to people who enjoy them! ;-)

AdmNaismith · 11 months ago

Fine. Then don't have any.

I want to go on the record saying that I am PRO oral sex. Hey- he brought it up. I wasn't going to say anything, but he's the one who opened his mouth (as it were).

lynchie · 11 months ago

OT: I don't think in my life i have been any madder than I am right now. I got home to find my American Express card for the month of December. My nominal interest rate went from 7.09% to 29,99%. that's right a 400% increase. I phoned American Express talked to a service representative in India who doesn't even know what American Express does. After much futzing around i was transferred to a supervisor her in the U.S. When I asked for an explanation pointing out that I have been a member since 1982, had never missed a payment and that i could borrow money from the Mafia at cheaper rates she explained that the Management of American Express had decided to raise the right because of the economic downturn. I pointed out that there was going to be a huge downturn if people are facing these kinds of increases they will simply stop buying. The 6% that all business pays in commission will dry up and most people will simply resort to not buying. She then said again that the bad economy is responsible. '

I have phone Pelosi's office, Specther, Casey, Reid and Murtha leaving messages about this latest travesty and how Americans regardless of how they try to pay the bills are paying double. First we bail out these rat bastards will trillions of dollars and nothing changes as far as available money and now they are squeezing all consumer with interest rates that are criminal.
This country has been sold out to the banks, wall street, credit card companies by the same rat bastards who have pledged they are going to change things. I think not. We need to start a groundswell of protest against this and the huge give away of cash that we also have to pay for.

FastAndBulbous · 11 months ago

You're obviously a crypto-Frenchie. Don't think we didn't notice your use of the european "comma as decimal point" in the 29.99% number.

lynchie · 11 months ago

Yeah, all french living in north western Pa. it was to confuse the gendarmes, n'est pa.

SCLiberal · 11 months ago

Cut the card up and send it to them with a note to close your account.
I've lived without any credit cards for 7 years now. It isn't terribly fun but it can be done.

Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 11 months ago

but how does MRS huckabee feel about it?

inquiring minds want to know.

well... not really.

Akaison · 11 months ago

He's counting on his audience ignorance. Sadly, he's right to assume they are ignorant.

FastAndBulbous · 11 months ago

It's cool. I'm enthusiastic enough to count for two.

"Sodomy" is such an ambiguous term. Why can't they do like the great state of Rhode Island, and call it "abominable and detestable crimes against nature"? Believe it or not, a stripper was prosecuted fo that very thing in little Rhody. Turns out the guy she blew at a bachelor party was a state trooper. I love the smell of Puritanical hypocrisy in the morning.

Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 11 months ago

but the trooper didn't enjoy it at all.

/snark

tlsintx · 11 months ago

Is Huck anti-sodomy because he can't get his wife to do it? hmmmmmm

Mike_in_the_Tundra · 11 months ago

That explains so much.

Garrett in SF · 11 months ago

I hope Huckabee is aware that there is far more heterosexual sodomy happening on a daily basis than same-sex sodomy. Lets see if he's against heterosexuals doing what they want to and if he is equally willing to put his noise into their business.

Tony D · 11 months ago

No one ever talks about Huckleberrys former pro gluttony agenda. Guess he thinks some biblical teachings are more relevant than others in the 21st century.

Just as he lost 105lbs, you can lose your oral fixation too!

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?st...

nick the dog · 11 months ago

Q- Why does a dog lick his balls?

A- Because he can.

As a dog I find that joke immensely funny. Up yours Huckster!

Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 11 months ago

I have a t-shirt like that... big cartoon dog on the back doing what dogs do... on the front it just says "because they can" Dog Beach. Ocean Beach, California

love that t-shirt :-)

notoriousq · 11 months ago

That's huckabee's problem right there. He never got a decent blow job. For shame :D

RainbowPhoenix · 11 months ago

I never got a decent one either, you don't see me ranting about the evils of sodomy.

Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel · 11 months ago

I'm so sorry! That's terrible!

My take on it is that Huckabee might think that getting a hummer from his wife is okay, but anything Teh Gay get up to is not.

Also, I don't know where in the Boy Scout code one would swear "Scout's honor!" about not engaging in sodomy. I guess that's part of the "brave, clean" oath...

RitornaVincitor · 11 months ago

I'll bet Huckabee doesn't like colonoscopies either. For him the prep would probably take weeks.

dcredhead · 11 months ago

John, my dear, not to correct you, but here's another thought:

VERY STRICT CONSERVATIVES consider any sex outside the missionary position "sodomy" as well.

PeerOne · 11 months ago

What kind of clown show is Huckabee running? Ann Coulter is repulsive.

dacnova · 11 months ago

John,

Oh, please. You know he equates anal sex with sodomy. Your outrage is a bit off again. Please reign in, as you sometime need to do.

dac

Randy · 11 months ago

Absolutely. Huck knows what he is talking about, and to him and his followers, sodomy = gays. Yes, we all know that sodomy is oral and anal sex. Yes, we know that lesbians don't engage in either, in the strickest definition. But none of that matters. What matters is that sodomy equals gay sex, and Huck is against gays period.

WE would be on more solid ground to point out that there are plenty of straight people who engage in anal sex, which is sodomy, of course, and so Huck is trying to limit the sexual choices of even straight people. That little bit of education would go a lot longer.

tlsintx · 11 months ago

wonder what Huckabee would say about the fact that CDC stats show that more and more straight married couples happily engage in SODOMY!!!!! the straight up anal kind of sodomy, so to speak.

http://www.pamshouseblend.com/showDiary.do?diar...

there goes your voting bloc, Hickabee.

wildclover · 11 months ago

" I do hope someone fact-checks him."

Ewwwwwwww!!!!!

smallhandff · 11 months ago

I wonder if the Huckster has ever had his salad tossed?

cwazycajun · 11 months ago

Yes..but he is pro-bullshyt

Jack J. · 11 months ago

YIKES! The image of Huckabee being naked, let alone having sex, is an abomination unto itself! I used to wonder why so many of these Evangelical thumpers as so fat and now I know why: being restricted to the the missonary position (In his case it's likely restricted to pro-creation only) just doesn't burn off those Big Mac calories.

bbock · 11 months ago

His wife probably nicked his Huck-stick with her teeth.