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Every time I see Miss Thang McSame I hear that song from "A Chorus Line"...
Tits and ass....
And if you are str8, you'd fit in very well at one of our Candlelight Suppers. (Thank you Hyacynthe!)
we are....and of course that we throw fabulous parties and our homes are
very tastefully decorated. Now let's see...Dinner in Dallas...how about
Labor Day weekend???? All A-bloggers invited.
Texas...but...I was shocked when I moved here ten years ago at how much
ignorance there is. As I began to meet people, I could not believe how
little they knew about the arts, politics, history, etc. in fact to this day
I have to just bite my cheek in social situations because the minute I refer
to something other than TV or film at the Cinema-One-Too-Many, they start
making fun of the Yankee "intellectual". And gradually you learn to keep
your mouth shut. After you live here a while you also begin to realize just
how wretched the schools here are. And not just the public schools. I
recently met a guy who teaches history at one of Dallas' very top private
academies with a fairly good reputation. I was dumbfounded to listen to him
speak about things like "Dancing with the Stars"..."American Idol"...shows I
never watch. He gets all his news from MSM TV. Has not bothered to read any
blogs. It was appalling. Another time I met a PROFESSOR...yes a full
PROFESSOR from SMU (which has had a good rep here till this Dubbya library
shit) and was shocked to find out that he, too, is politically totally
unaware of many things. Just incredible how these people got university
posts. And they take pride in this sort of pig wallowing in shit
anti-intellectual stuff. I am definitely a fish out of water here. But I
love my job here and the cost of housing is so cheap, it would be awful to
have to move back to NYC or Boston now. You do find a few folks down here
who can discuss things on a high level but you really have to look hard.
Okay now I duck for cover....
Redneck bigots seem to thrive better in small towns and this is very true
here in Texas as well. Dallas and Houston and even more in Austin are pretty
liberal "on the surface"...but underneath they will pull the McSame lever
and tell the exit pollsters they voted Obama. I do run into some really far
lefties like me. But that is mostly in the gayborhood.
before but it's been a year or more. John A...don't ban me for being so
OT...
About ten years ago, in Fort Worth, which is a fairly diversity-accepting
city, a buddy of mine and I were having dinner downtown in a famous
steakhouse...no names to protect the innocent. We were dressed in full
cowboy but authentic, not cowboy drag, as we were heading out to the CW
dance gay bar after dinner. We really looked authentic Texas, not some gay
version of cowboy. We were having a smart cocktail before our steaks
arrived. We were discussing sports...I kid you not....football mostly and we
were NOT discussing the Dallas Cowboys' butts in spandex...we were
discussing their season and how Jerry Jones as screwed up the team but
good...yes queers do know football...
Well this 400 pound ugly woman comes up to the table and waves a white
laminated card over her head in some kinda trance like Pentacostal blah blah
thing, and quoted Leviticus 19...yup the butt fucking passage...in a real
loud voice. My buddy began to smoke out of his ears and turn magenta. I told
him to be quiet and I would deal with her. (Her mousy little husband, who
was mortified with embarrassment, stood by trying to crawl under the
napkins.)
I stood up, folded my napkin on my seat, and asked to read her little Bible
card. And this is what I said (the other dining guests were now attentive
and giggling.)
"Madam...this is a very poor translation of the Torah. The only way to
really know your scriptures is if you are fluent in Hebrew, Aramaic,
classical Greek, and fifteen other dead middle eastern tongues. Now let me
help you with this. The word in Hebrew for "abomination", in this book of
Leviticus, is "SCHICKSA". Up in the New York City, the word schicksa can be
used to describe a Gentile woman. And I assume, since you do not read
Hebrew, you are a Gentile woman...so in fact, my dear madam, you, too are an
abomination." (The audience begins to applaud). She continued her trance
blah blahs.
"Now I do not know how in hell you figured out that we are homosexuals,
pansies, fairies, queers and faggots, but you are quite correct. In fact we
are both very good sodomites. And after we finish our steaks, I plan to take
this gentleman back to my house and sodomize him at least twice tonight and
then he shall sodomize me at least twice maybe three times, if I am lucky,
before we take showers and then begin this once again. (No there were no
kids in this restaurant...the audience is pissing themselves at this point.)
"Now be on your way and stop annoying the clientele of this fine
establishment."
By now the manager was there and was ushering them out. He was furious.
He picked up our tab.
He can have him.