DISQUS

guitar83 · 1 year ago

I'm Banging Your Daughter. Priceless!!

houstonray · 1 year ago

THAT was hilarious!! ;-)

Loved Putin's comment and of course Jesus'

An_American_Karol · 1 year ago

I thought it was real until I read the "not very political". Very funny.

Steve_in_CNJ · 1 year ago

here's straight-talk mccain lying his ass off to the des moines register:
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/...

or just go to TPM:
http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com...

An_American_Karol · 1 year ago

Maybe McCain is really senile and doesn't remember from minute to minute what he said.

sukabi1 · 1 year ago

No, he's just a compulsive LIAR.

DeppFan · 1 year ago

"I'll try not to "prep" in your hair" is the line that got me. Too funny.

I hear the fat lady tapping on the microphone...
Once Harriet Meiers' Facebook page was "revealed", it was just a matter of time before she was shit-canned.
May history repeat itself.

Chris From Maine · 1 year ago

she probably couldnt figure out how to use facebook.

AlGoretex · 1 year ago

Incredible that anything could be so hilarious and yet horrifying at the same time. Something like a 1 in 4 chance of being pres if McCain gets in, right?

BarrieT · 1 year ago

"Twix or Spatula" did it for me.

MrsTarquinBiscuitbarrel · 1 year ago

Me too.

sukabi1 · 1 year ago

Well, since this is a Failin' Palin post, I'll put this here...

Remember Ms. Palin claiming being able to see Russia from Alaska gave her foreign policy experience??? Yeahhhhh....

The problem with her claim is, she's NEVER been to Little Diomede island to be able to see Russia... no Alaskan governor has... and apparently Ted Stevens is the only Alaskan politician that has bothered to visit...

pretty primitive living conditions... no running water, no cars or streets, no TV ... best way in is by helicopter...

davidinchelseama · 1 year ago

M.I.L.F.'S FOR JESUS !!!!!!!!

amsterdamize · 1 year ago

If you like that, John, then you should check out Fake Sarah Palin on Twitter. (twitter.com/fakesarahpalin).

A few excerpts:

The reason why nobody has any gas in ATLANTA is cuz Pootin INVATED GEORGIA WHERE ATLANTA IS. How come nobody but me put that together? pshh

PLEASE STOP RECOMMENDING TED STEVENS BE MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK EVERY1. WE R NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE SO STOP SRSLY

john, you really have to stop talking about your records AND STOP MAKING ME LISTEN TO ABBA!

Hm-- now John says HE got a FedEx from @BarackObama filled with rubber chickens and chicken biscuits. I don't get it.

GOSH -- @BarackObama emailed this morning -- he said 'keep up the good work'. THANKS!!1!

Hello?! I'm a MAVERICK! I don't abide by the common rules of answering questions or making sense. I'm a RULE BREAKER therefore such as.

Levi says he's suspended knocking up Bristol TO FOCUS ON THE ECONOMY?! Man… I wish we'd thought up this recession sooner =<

Every1 Listen! I talked to snakes/jesus and they/he told me that if I cut capitol gains and privatized social security we'd be fine! k?

zomg all my new friends are excited about some new bill in the treasury or something. APPARENTLY THEY HIT THE JACKPOT! AWESOMENESS

etc :)