DISQUS

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

By the way, why isn't anyone else commenting on this thread?

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

The guys in the audience were deader than John McCain.

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

I think I'm just going to keep going. Look, we all want to imagine what Cindy McCain looks like in a bikini with a banana in her mouth. At least I do now. I admit I hadn't thought of it before checking out that video.

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

Am I being inappropriate, even for a lefty blogsite? That just occurred to me. Well, sorry if this offends anyone (at least on the left) The rest of you should be just fine with Cindy McCain participating in that good old, apple pie slice of Americana. Praise Jesus.

Jeremy_in_Denver · 1 year ago

Heh. I saw the video, and the thought that crossed my mind while watching it? "Totally Classy, John McCain." Now all we need to do is have a clip of that video with the girls deep throating the banana or that one chick 69ing the dude on the stage and superimpose McCain's commenting that his wife needs to participate in that, maybe throw in a few fades back and forth between the two clips, and we've got a weener. And its name is John McCain....

Though the gal in the black bikini and the ripped tights was hawt.

I'd totally do her.

Then again, maybe not.

I'd take the outfit from her and give it to my wife.

Then I'd do her.

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

How can I not go on? Possible chants that I could imagine coming from John McCain:
Skin will win!
I'd eat that buffalo chip.
I've got something that will vibrate between your legs, baby - my motorcycle!
Well, I'm sure all of you could think of others. That John McCain is something else, yeh.

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

Hey, welcome Jeremy. Glad to see someone of like mind. I mean that in a totally heterosexual way, of course. Do you have any thoughts as to how Cindy McCain might have done in this competition? I want you to be completely honest with me.

Jeremy_in_Denver · 1 year ago

Oh, I don't know. Depends on what she wears and how she moves.

Maybe http://hcs.harvard.edu/whrbsprt/pic/ydnic.jpg...

...in a http://www.wickedtemptations.com/lib/wickedtemp......

After all, she did spend alot of time in California, where those kinda outfits might be worn. Depends on how well she's taken care of herself over the years. :P :)

Damn. This is starting to read like the plot to my Shattered Earth roleplaying game.

The President of the United States is a powerful man backed by old money.

His wife is a trophy wife with a blond head of hair (brain totally optional) and a killer bod.

And he's busy doing the receptionist by the side.

To complete the image, just make Cindy have wings, so she can be said to be a Messenger of God, then give her a hidden dominatrix personality, complete with dungeon, whips, and leather bustiers, and the young blond thing he's banging on the side happens to be both his AND her sex slave, and there you go.

(Yes. I have a gameworld like that. It's how we blow off tension when we've had our fill of the bullshit that is politics.)

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

Okay, I like it, but somehow you have to work Dick Cheney into this story. That would be something, huh? If Cindy McCain was doing both of those old codgers at the same time... Anyway, it's just a suggestion.

mirth · 1 year ago

One step over the line, sweet Jesus, one foot over the line.

mirth · 1 year ago

I should have added a LOL.

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

God, that video was bad enough that it wasn't even much of a turn on. I couldn't even watch the whole thing. For whatever reason I have to admit that Cindy McCain being in it would make it more watchable. At least I'd watch it to the end.

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

Well, let me continue. I'd love to see that old geezer McCain sitting there in that crowd whistling and cat-calling his wife to "show her buffalo chip." Would he even realize it was his wife up there?

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

You know, Cindy riding on that annoying biker dude while John gives her encouragement, "Swallow the banana". Hey this is fun. But man, I take back what I said about the biker guy being annoying. I mean, uh, hey dude, great show you put on, heh heh.

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

I'm back. I just had to catch the ending, which for those of you who watched it was just a bunch of ladies trying and not succeeding to swallow a banana. I'm betting Cindy McCain could have swallowed a banana better than any of them. I guess we'll never know, though, because some prude jumped on John McCain's senile fun and put the kabash on it.

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

Okay, so if I had to vote, I would have gone for Anya (and curses to whoever cut this off before they announced the winner. Anyway, if Cindy did a better job with the banana, I can't fairly say that Anya could just have won it on her looks alone. This was, after all, a bit of a talent contest. So, I dare anyone here to say that there is no way that Cindy McCain could have won this competitiion. Because she could, damnit. And if she and John get nothing else out of this election, they could have come home with the Miss Buffalo Chip honor and now they won't even have that.

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

Okay, I'm going to watch the whole thing through one more time. Maybe I'll have more to say after that.

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

Okay, so what comes after the banana show? Is there a second part to the video? How am I supposed make a detailed analysis without all the facts?

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

For the record, I open the floor to anyone, not just Jeremy.

jr · 1 year ago

I wonder what Carol McCain was thinking when she saw this

Jeremy_in_Denver · 1 year ago

Either:

"I am so glad I'm not married to that cad anymore"

or

"*stunned silence*"

one of the two,I'd bet on. ;)

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

Okay, well look, I know I'm beating this into the ground, but Cindy McCain really had an opportunity (and by spousal association, you could say John McCain really had an opportunity). I wonder if passing up this competition will really tip the election to Obama. It's a shame to have to live with that regret. "McCain spent too much time listening to his advisors," they'll say in the Beltway. John McCain is only a little senile. Most of his decisions are still sound - At least in the sense that they wouldn't get him committed to a nursing home. You have to be far more demented than John McCain before the government steps in.

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

We can probably guess what Carol McCain has been thinking about for the past several decades. It probably goes something like this:
"Fuck you, John fucking McCain
Fuck you, Cindy fucking McCain
I hope the two of you rot in hell. I wish to spit on your grave, but I will sit here like the good human being that neither of you will ever be and say nothing while you jet off to God knows where. Secretly, I will pull the lever for Obama in November, John Fucking McCain... and Cindy fucking McCain."

mirth · 1 year ago

Ok, smiling_dog? Your comments are killer tonight.

LOLOLOL

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

What about McCain's daughter? She could enter the Miss Buffalo Chip competition (wait a minute, she's over 18, right? Just making sure I don't get myself into any trouble)

smiling_dog · 1 year ago

Okay, I'm quittin' while I'm ahead. Good night folks. Thanks for the link, Joe!

Jeremy_in_Denver · 1 year ago

Well, bed time for me.

And yes. The only way I can make sense of this stupid "Obama is Britney' BS is to poke fun at it. Sorry, Mirth, but that's just the way it is. Night, all.

mirth · 1 year ago

Jeremy, I meant my song line comment to be funny.

whomod · 1 year ago

Y'know, I can rationalize away a lot of things McCain does as just incompetence and senility. But a while back I half in jest suggested that McCain has a saboteur high in his campaign staff. It's the only real way to explain the disaster of a campaign he's conducted. No one person (or their staff) can be this incompetent.

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/08/05/politic...

But now this is just too much for there to by any other explanation. Who in their right mind goes touting nuclear power in a nuclear plant that had a near disaster that was turned into a movie???

Well, whoever they are, a grateful nation gives their thanks. This person seems to be as concerned that if McCain wins, the crimes of George W. Bush, the Republican Party and their enablers in the Democratic leadership will have even more time to be concealed and unpunished, as I am.

EDIT: BTW smiling_dog you had me in hysterics. It's true, we really need a Jed video of ol' McCain saying his wife needs to compete in this contest superimposed with the contest itself..

Why? Because it would amuse me.

vkobaya · 1 year ago

Good God! That was absolutely revolting. I never, never thought I'd say something like this, but I wish McCain had the character and class of Bush. I seriously hope that the only other idiot who votes for McCain is the biker character who was MCing the contest. I have a gut feeling that Bush is just as perverse, but Bush has the intelligence, character and class not to humiliate his wife like that and statesmanship not to show it in public. As for Cindy McCain, she has some serious, major problems if she is willing to put up that sort of abuse from her husband. After that video, I hope the Republican convention is smart enough to find another candidate, someone with a bit of intelligence, character, class and statesmanship to be their candidate. If McCain approves of his wife being displayed like that, he is unfit to be even a dog catcher as I fear what he might do to the dogs.

I thought that sort of barbaric behavior went out with headhunting, cannibalism and human sacrifice. Where the hell are the feminists? Where the hell is HIllary Clinton? If she were president, she would be marching on Buffalo Chip with 170,000 troops plus aircraft and cruise missiles and that would be a war I would support.

And where the hell are Dobson, and the rest of the disgusting religious right mob? I know, they the ones hooting and whistling in the audience. Gods! What hypocrites.

vkobaya · 1 year ago

The Democrats have had their share of sexual picadillos including JFK's messing around in the White House. But, good god, at least the Democrats and even other Republicans had the statemanship to keep it under the rug. Personally, I believe Bush regular visits Warez Mexico. However, never thought I'd use the word intelligent in the context of referring to Bush, but truth is, he has the intelligence to hid that. McCain makes Bush look like he has a high IQ. McCain is worse than Bush which I thought wasn't possible. Bush has solid bone between his ears but McCain has to have the vacuum of hard, hard vacuum of intergalactic space between his ears. He is a shame to even Republicans; well, I hope the Republicans have the class and character to be ashamed.

DCinDC · 1 year ago

Election Fraud! Corruption!

The bundle of $2,300 and $4,600 checks that poured into Sen. John McCain's presidential campaign on March 12 came from an unlikely group of California donors: a mechanic from D&D Auto Repair in Whittier, the manager of Rite Aid Pharmacy No. 5727, the 30-something owners of the Twilight Hookah Lounge in Fullerton.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/05/mccain...

TomJoad · 1 year ago

Am I the only one that thought it definitely looked like McCain passed gas at 3:09 and had that "look" right after, and THEN moved away from it, while Cindy was left with the cloud?

I thought that was what Joe was alluding to at 3:05 ?

ClayPotts · 1 year ago

So Cindy defied her McHusband and refused to compete. If McCain wants his wife to compete for Miss Buffalo Chip, Miss Camel Toe, or Miss Values Vagina, the McBible says Cindy should do it. Will McCain's inability to control his wife be a topic of discussion for him at Saddleback Church's upcoming Leadership and Compassion Forum?

bluestockton · 1 year ago

This could be a real classy pageant if only Bert Parks were still alive and emceeing it.

tlsintx · 1 year ago

john McCain needs a good kick in the junk.

kevinbgoode · 1 year ago

Just think what McCain would have done if his daughter had been there.

woodroad34 · 1 year ago

Cindy McCain, Miss Buffalo Chip -- Typecasting? Can Turdblossom be runner up?

just_AC · 1 year ago

Hey! Where's my Hat tip? I put that video in a comment yesterday. Ahh well