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AMERICAblog: Teabaggers Unite

  • DeppFan · 7 months ago
    HIGH-LARIOUS!

    Just one problem: I can't get some of those images out of my mind involving Malkin, OxyRush and others.

    STILL WORTH THE LAFFS, THOUGH.

    They are so effin clueless.
  • RobertSeattle · 7 months ago
    The only fault is that isn't "Kinko's" basically gone now?
  • John Aravosis · 7 months ago
    No, we have them all over DC. I think they're FEDEX/Kinkos now
  • MikeinSanJo · 7 months ago
    Why were Michelle Bachmann's nails so yellow? Jaundiced from hepatitis, or was she just scratching "down there" and hadn't had a chance to sanitize?

    Recent clinical studies show 9 out of 10 Hannitys surveyed prefer a little jaundice with their teabaggings.
  • An_American_Karol · 7 months ago
    That was too funny. Oh, and informative.
    I knew there was another meaning for "teabagging" but no one would tell me what it was. I feel so hip now. lol
  • michaelt · 7 months ago
    is there a teabaggee party?
  • Rob Mule · 7 months ago
    "Patriots, we exhort you..."

    Couldn't we just bring our teabags to a local tearoom?
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 7 months ago
    I don't even know where any tearooms are!!

    well, finally a use for the useless repugnicans everywhere... giving directions to the tearooms.

    .
  • Butch1 · 7 months ago
    I wonder if Larry Craig is still privy to all the "hot-spots." ;-)
  • Rob Mule · 7 months ago
    He really should be national chair, shouldn't he?
    Slogan, "Tap, Tap, Tap for Teabags".
  • Butch1 · 7 months ago
    LOL! Now that is catchy!
  • notoriousq · 7 months ago
    Laughed myself into an asthma attack with that one. Thanks for sharing.
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 7 months ago
    their 'silent majority' probably DOES know what teabagging is... and are probably looking forward to national teabagging day for that reason.


    they even have their own theme song for the upcomming Fingerbang tribute day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ&feat...
  • Steve_in_CNJ · 7 months ago
    i am clueless about how to dress for parties, so i appreciate the gold nailpolish style tip.
  • AdrianBrowne · 7 months ago
    Tea Party Shopping List

    Tea bags (unused) √
    Comfortable shoes √
    Bottled water √
    Acme Jet Powered Roller Skates √
    Acme Instant Tornado Pills √
    Pepper spray √
  • Soundboy_jeff_meanie · 7 months ago
    Full body condoms √
    post party anti-biotic body wash √
    2 years of therapy booked in advance √
  • captainj1 · 7 months ago
    I don't get a picture on this. Not sure why.
  • dad · 7 months ago
    very good
  • Butch1 · 7 months ago
    I wonder what type of "support" these "tea-baggers" are going to need? Do you think the "athletic-supporters" would be interested in giving them the help they are obviously going to need? Or perhaps, some chapstick would be a better solution.
  • KarenMrsLloydRichards · 7 months ago
    Actually, there is much fretting on the wingnut blogs about whether sending teabags to "scumbag" politicians as a form of protest will be perceived as a threatening act by Homeland Security.

    Apparently, loose tea leaking out of bags will be "like brown anthrax."
  • Mark217 · 7 months ago
    Watching this video, I realize that conservatives (in addtion to being the most stupid people in the world) are sexually unattractive, miserably unhappy, way out of touch with modern culture, and grotesquely overweight people, (except for maybe Aaron Schock who is rumored to have a tragically small penis and who looks a lot like gay actor Neil Patrick Harris):
    http://imgsrv.1470wmbd.com/image/wmbd2/UserFile...
    Andy Cobb has given me a great idea for how to celebrate National Tea Bag Day with my boyfriend, sort of our own private stimulus package. "Gray skies are gonna clear up, just sit on a happy face!"
  • RobertSanDimas · 7 months ago
    Loved your post!! Hilarious and so true. I'm sitting here next to my partner who's on his computer too. Perhaps we'll come up with our own stimulus package today, too. :) I checked your website. I'm trilingual, but that isn't one of them. Um, I meant languages....
  • petraglyph · 7 months ago
    John Waters has got to be behind this!
  • timncguy · 7 months ago
    "important revolution stuff" LOL LOL LOL
  • Bud · 7 months ago
    This is similar to the National Organization for Mariage's 2M4M initiative. They were always obsessed with hot man sex
  • Too Funny · 7 months ago
    I hear republicans like to teabag each other in public men's rooms. They call it GOP-swallowing.
  • Rob Mule · 7 months ago
    With summer approaching this teabag thing reminds me of the midwestern Christian picnic obsession with the game Cornhole, or what I used to call Bean Bag Toss as a kid.
    Two-lane state roads usually sport home-made signs advertising some church festival or picnic throughout the summer around here...Those signs usually always have, in caps, the work "cornhole" and a few exclamation points.
    I always think to myself or laugh to the partner, "Does no one else remember the other meaning of that word?"
  • moron · 7 months ago
    Somewhere, Neil Pollack is smiling...
  • truebluecoondog · 7 months ago
    YES! I can't believe someone finally has addressed this tea-bagging thing.

    Also, the whole cornhole craze is still going on in S.C. (big surprise there, huh?) and I can't NOT giggle everytime someone says those words.
  • whomod · 7 months ago
    Sometimes you have to wonder if there's not someone working inside far right circles trying to make them look ridiculous.
  • whomod · 7 months ago
    Nah, never mind.

    As if the right needed any of our help in looking ridiculous.
  • Jennifer · 7 months ago
    I almost died laughing. They just can't get it right, can they? Idjits.
  • rcm · 7 months ago
    A special news report from NPR live from the Tea Bag Party

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9BqNOjPJxw
  • ProgressiveTroll · 7 months ago
    This is the funniest effing thing I've seen in quite some time! I knew there had to be a lot of good t bag jokes out there, but this has to be leading the pack.
  • mucholucho · 7 months ago
    They had a choice, moonshine or tea bags.
  • Justin · 7 months ago
    Im surprised no one commented on Rachel Maddow's show about 33-40min. into the show there was a segment with Ana Marie Cox where they were talking about teabaggin' and it was absolutely hillarious I lost it multiple times. Its a must see if you can watch the rerun of Rachel's show again later and tivo it.
  • missime · 7 months ago
    Be afraid! Be very afraid! The nuts are coming! The nuts are coming. If you have republicans in your neighborhood, don't open your door. They are organizing to take back the country that the Democrats (well, mainly the Black President) took from them. Imagine seeing Michele Bachmann or Sean Hannity at your door. Be afraid! Be very afraid!
  • Wolfsinger · 7 months ago
    OMG! NOW I know why the Christian Values Republicans convention ICON was that elephant rearing up to mate.

    Makes it easier for the likes of Rush, Hannity, Laura, Coulter, Kyl, Cornyn, Dobson, Maulkin, O'Reilly and Beck to

    say it with me now....TEABAG!

    You learn something new everyday.

    I wonder what the Republicans are learning?
  • Aubrey Jack Young · 7 months ago
    Morning all,

    The movement to have tea bag rallies is not a conservative thing, but a national wide movement of citizens to show their oppostion to excessive taxes. To frame it as just conservative, is to deny those of all policial parties and concerns their rightful spot at the table.

    Aubrey Jack Young.
  • xscd · 7 months ago
    Aubrey Jack Young says: "To frame it as just conservative, is to deny those of all policial parties and concerns their rightful spot at the table."

    It would be interesting to see how many non-conservatives show up at that table.
  • tlsintx · 7 months ago
    it's just the latest desperate measure by the GOPers to oppose Obama on anything and everything.
  • chris · 7 months ago
    you guys know that teabagging is when you put your balls on someones forehead, right?
  • Aubrey Jack Young · 7 months ago
    Morning all,

    In our Country we are challenge due to the failure of our Congress to govern in our behalf in away that met the needs of its citizens. To provide not only for the security of the nation, but for the well being of its citizens. We are to blame. we are the engine that drives our Congress. Since we are a Republic, our Representitives needs to know our views and our desires. If they don't, again, we failed. So, when our Congress either individually or collectively refuse to listen to us thru the normal channel of phone, calls, emails and so forth, we then need not only to vote them out, but to demostrate as well enmass to show our displeasure and our resolved to effect change in the direction we believe is best for our nations and ourselves as its citizens.

    My thoughts,

    Aubrey Jack Young