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AbeTolemahcs wrote:
This story is nuts. If acorns have disappeared it's because either the squirrels or deer have already eaten them. I live in Fredericksburg, VA on 20 acres of hardwoods, the majority of which are oaks. I'm also surrounded by another 300 acres of hardwoods and I can tell you that there is absolutely no shortage of acorns at least down here; they're everywhere. I also hunt deer and the stomach contents of the deer that I have personally gutted were stuffed with acorns. The likelihood that my little square of Stafford/Fredericksburg, VA somehow escaped this horrible acorn blight that is afflicting the rest of Virginia is HIGHLY unlikely.
This story seems like another global warming scare tactic.
One does have to use common sense, but that also includes understanding the anecdotal "blind spot" one has not being either a botanist, or not having access more than your little "neck of the woods" and using weird "logic" like "the likelihood that my little square.." which is incredibly stupid, based on what? if there were forest fires all over, but his little square wasn't experiencing them, would it mean there really weren't forest fires?
I'm no expert, and neither is this guy. A healthy dose of skepticism is good, but using this kind of logic....inane and pointless.
The article quote starts with "Rod Simmons, a measured, careful field botanist. Naturalists in Arlington County couldn't find any acorns..."
now maybe Rod is a sloppy scientist, but one would assume if they vetted him (and added those qualifiers) there was a point.
Here's a list of foods that squirrels should eat - and it also includes no-no's.
http://www.squirrel-rescue.com/squirrel-diet.htm
Why not take this stuff on walks and feed the poor critters? It's cheap and easy - and good for people to go on walks!
actually, I like the little critters - but here in Chicago
they manage to scavenge for themselves just fine.
I saw a HUGE squirrel in Lincoln Park last week,
he was easily the size of one of my house cats!!
most of them seem to be quite fat for the winter
around my neighborhood.
Try again you dirty, evil, God-hating, stinking Commie Furiner.
And plenty of squirrels too and hate to tell but I shoot them. They can and do do a lot of damage.
Maybe VA is just more polluted than this area; after all the manufacturing has been exported from here--we just get Charlotte's leftovers now.
something else i like to watch is how crow's grab walnuts and drop them from the telephone line to break them open... im sure that shows some sort of cause and effect thinking.....
AP PHOENIX – Prosecutors have offered a plea deal to an 8-year-old boy charged with murder in the shooting deaths of his father and another man in their eastern Arizona home, court records show.
Complete details of the offer weren't spelled out in a court filing posted Saturday on the Apache County Superior Court's Web site.
But County Attorney Criss Candelaria wrote that he has "tendered a plea offer to the juvenile's attorneys that would resolve all the charges in the juvenile court contingent on the results of the mental health evaluations."
Candelaria was responding to a defense motion seeking to block him from dropping one of two first-degree murder charges the boy faces in the deaths of his father, Vincent Romero, 29, and Timothy Romans, 39, earlier this month.
Defense attorney Benjamin Brewer argued in a filing Tuesday that prosecutors wanted the charge dismissed so they could refile it when the boy was older and pursue case in adult court.
(The story also reports that the boy told Social Service workers that his "1,000th spanking" would be his last.) Parents who can't cope unfortunately raise children who can't cope...and then put a gun in their hands.
could you count to 1000 at age 5? or 6? 7? these days kids learn about math on a calculator? do kids even do math long hand anymore? theres something not right with the story from that kid... just a gut feeling?
http://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/news/arti...
(Excerpt)
"We're drowning in acorns," says UC Davis oak expert Bethallyn Black, a University of California Cooperative Extension specialist based in Pleasant Hill.
Here are some of the most common questions Black is asked, and her answers.
Q: Do all these acorns mean we will have a cold winter?
A: No. Trees have no ability to predict the future. It's not what is going to happen, it is what did happen: The January freeze killed some acorn-eating insects, and the unusually dry April helped a lot of acorn flowers be pollinated by wind.
(end excerpt)
Steal the acorns so ACORNs can't steal the election.
Increasing land values and re-development (most of which is by-right development[citation needed]) has diminished Arlington's tree canopy...
Additionally, Arlington County is only 26 sq. miles, and the Pentagon and National Airport as well as Arlington Cemetery are located there. Those don't leave a lot of space for trees, either.
http://www.sacbee.com/107/story/1418141.html (from last week)
Excerpt:
"Mother Nature is supplying plenty of raw material for such whimsical pursuits. We're in the midst of a "mast year" bumper crop with an avalanche of acorns."
These news items from all over sound like headlines from the Onion: Priest equates vote for Obama with sin; Clinton comes clean with Obama over donor list; MSM to merge with Psy-Ops in Afghanistan; War profiteers advertise wares on network news. But they're not. They're, sadly, all real.
And what is the rePiglican response? Drill, baby drill!
The human race has a monopoly on insanity - or better, greed and selfishness. Like lemmings running over a cliff's edge to their deaths we are following fascist corporations down the road of mass extinctions. This year nuts. Next year birds. And ad infinitum. CO2 levels haven't been this high in nearly 1,000,000 years. Can't say we weren't warned. But I suppose, in the end, so long as we survive that's all that matters, eh?
Here in Florida it makes no sense at all because there's no snow on the ground and there's plenty of seeds from all kinds of plants. People do it anyhow. I wonder sometimes if there's a correlation between people who set out food for the birds and animals in central Florida and the people who object to feeding the poor or giving shelter to the homeless. It's that kind of state.
http://garden.lovetoknow.com/wiki/Oak
"Oaks usually produce acorns in alternate years, or will have little production every other year. This is because all of the energy required to produce the acorns. In some years, you may even experience huge bumper crops of acorns from your trees. Climate also plays a big part in the production of acorns as a healthy full-grown tree needs about 50 gallons of water each day."
http://www.dailypress.com/features/home/garden/...
"Oaks go in a two- to three-year cycle depending on species, says Virginia forester Rob Farrell. Red oaks and white oaks typically alternate heavy years. This is a big year for white oaks. Acorn production varies for many reasons, according to other tree experts. It takes a lot of an oak's energy and food to produce acorns, so a tree's health, vitality and resources can impact numbers. In addition, a late spring frost can blight flowers, which prevents acorn development. Drought and insects also play important roles. An oak's age also relates to acorn production, which begins about the time a tree is 20 years old and increases as the tree ages and its canopy (top foliage) reaches a larger span."
http://www.arcytech.org/java/population/facts_o...
"The oak trees produce acorns once a year during the fall. Acorn production varies year to year and normally alternates. Not even the healthiest and largest oak can accumulate enough food and energy to produce strong crops two years in succession. Real strong acorn productions might happen every four to ten years. In addition, a late spring frost can blight the flowers which prevents acorn development. Droughts and insect ravages can decimate crops."
(I rarely experience nature, by the way. Concrete all around. In fact, I'm more likely to see a rat than a squirrel.)
the bees disappeared and since I thought I did not need the bees, I did nothing.....
the acorns disappeared and since I thought I did not need the acorn, I did nothing
The humans started to disappear.........
(And yea, even though my area mid-Missouri has been warned of a nasty cold winter, I noticed our squirrels while they have really fluffy tails are also looking seriously thin. Something's up in Missouri as well).
Acorn production is cyclical around here. Most years we have very few acorns and every 5 years or so there's a mast seed year where we have to wear hard hats to go outside.
And I have two anecdotal (one of which I can verify) squirrel B&E's ... incidents where squirrels enter and become trapped in human dwellings. These occur from time to time regardless so I don't know if it signifies, but two in a week is odd.
H.
With all the moisture we had over the spring and the coolness of the summer, the oaks went nuts (usually it takes 10 to 15 years to get acorns!)
Ours all fell or were snagged by the deer and squirrels very early, same thing with the black walnuts.. Usually I gather them up and space out the harvest for our squirrels so they have some all winter but I never got a chance to grab them.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/30/magazine/30go...
This is pretty strange, though... perhaps there is something going on in Arlington County involving a new type of herbicide that ends up attacking the pollen.