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AMERICAblog: The day they put a giant inflatable condom over Jesse Helms' entire house

  • Busboy · 1 year ago
    So; that's what a condom looks like? Why the nipple looking tip on the end?
  • Bush_Bites · 1 year ago
    That's the reservoir tip.

    Guess they decided that senso-ridges would have required too much engineering.
  • Õ¿Õ · 1 year ago
    I wrote Helms way back in 97 in an email. I said that I intended to piss on his grave. He tried to change in his later years although he could never quite atone. I believe that. For those who think that we shouldn't speak ill of the dead like Helms, we have to let those among us know that that will be their legacy. I once saw a cartoon caption in the New Yorker. It was a woman laid out in a casket. People were lined up to pay their final respects and this elderly woman stooped was beside it. She said "Bitch."
  • nikto · 1 year ago
    OK, but after they covered the house...


    Did the house COME?
  • Õ¿Õ · 1 year ago
    Why would you have an avatar like that? It's Mali? New Zeland?
  • Bush_Bites · 1 year ago
    It's King Crimson!
  • Õ¿Õ · 1 year ago
    I sense your avatar is a negative thing. It has powerful spirtual influence.
  • Bush_Bites · 1 year ago
    Ah, those Act Up kids would have been funny in the YouTube age.
  • Bush_Bites · 1 year ago
    And we're supposed to believe that woman who came out and said "Senator Helms doesn't disrupt any of your neighborhoods" is not a lesbian?
  • jr · 1 year ago
    North Carolina voters are the missing link
  • KarenMrsLloydRichards · 1 year ago
    Message: Do NOT fuck with the gays!
  • Hangtown Danile · 1 year ago
    That's still a little small for me, it will be a little tight.
    Got anything bigger?
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLL
  • RenoAnne · 1 year ago
    Too bad rubber melts instantly where Jesse now resides.
  • Mikki --SE Pennsylvania · 1 year ago
    I was wondering if anyone else remembered this wonderful incident.

    Doesn't seem to have been much response from Jesse's grieving friends over the rumor that the old devil died from the effects of Untreated Syphillis.
    A liar and a pious pretender like all republicons, I have no doubt that ole Jesse had a rich and perverted sex-life after the lights went out. Starting with being stripped, tied down and whipped all the while being told Bad Boy Jesse- You've been a very bad boy!