last one I promise the seven car motorcade espresso
LunaStick
· 1 year ago
John McCain invented the aquaduct.
Ferry_Fey
· 1 year ago
Not just Narnia and Charn, but the Wood Between the Worlds too. Yggdrasil. KY Jelly. Roasted parsnips. Polyphony. The krummhorn. Kewpie dolls. Kettle corn. The cyclical cycle of cicadas. Cyanobacteria. Freddy the Pig.
HereinDC
· 1 year ago
John McCain invented the German phrase you say after you sneeze... ..gesundheit !
Webster
· 1 year ago
Well, he actually didn't invent this, but John McCain is so old that when God said, "Let there be light!," John was the bitch who hit the switch.
LunaStick
· 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA!
iamevolved
· 1 year ago
"In the beginning McCain created the heavens and the earth" (McCainesis 1:1 NIV).
LunaStick
· 1 year ago
John McCain invented Metalurgy.
jebauer
· 1 year ago
McCain invented the lie.
nsr
· 1 year ago
The spork.
jebauer
· 1 year ago
McCain invented the lie
scottinsf
· 1 year ago
I think John McCain invented the solution that fixed Wall Street today. Now that all the problems are solved there we can get back to investing.
It's about time too. I was really getting bummed out hearing about that AIG nonsense. Now we can get back to important things like Blackberrys!
iamevolved
· 1 year ago
"In the beginning McCain created the heavens and the earth" (McCainesis 1:1 NIV).
LunaStick
· 1 year ago
John McCain invented New Coke.
hotdamn
· 1 year ago
John McCain invented the Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop.
nsr
· 1 year ago
Pink and black socks.
LunaStick
· 1 year ago
John McCain invented Rock 'n Roll.
Coming Undone
· 1 year ago
John McCain invented Palin
John McCain invented the word invention
LunaStick
· 1 year ago
John McCain invented Zoroaterism.
iamevolved
· 1 year ago
John McCain invented a vice-presidential candidate that is dumber than George W. Bush.
nsr
· 1 year ago
Mole-skin cookies (well, they can't all be gems).
LunaStick
· 1 year ago
John McCain invented the designated hitter rule.
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
the 'no-fault' divorce?
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
wasn't john mcsame the sixth Beatle?
LunaStick
· 1 year ago
John McCain invented warp drive.
Steve_in_CNJ
· 1 year ago
green jello.
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
the food or the one hit wonderband?
Busboy
· 1 year ago
O/T Shameless! Democrat women using date rape drugs to take advantage of family values oriented republican men at the recent convention:
I agree with you busboy... don't they know that straight women shouldn't use date rape drugs on closeted men?
what would the male hookers at the convention say?!?
sukabi1
· 1 year ago
You don't know it was a democrat.... and you only have the congressman's word that it was a woman...
Busboy
· 1 year ago
Well, it was kind of circumstantial....
carlobeck
· 1 year ago
I have it on a good authority (his Mom told me)...he invented Depends.
Also, McCain is so old he sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
john mcsame invented the mullet.
BWL
· 1 year ago
John McCain invented cancer.
sukabi1
· 1 year ago
But Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, it's just too bad that Norris doesn't cry.
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
john mccain IS the original Buster Brown kid.
larz
· 1 year ago
The spork, pocket fisherman, peeps, and the Pacific Ocean.
larz
· 1 year ago
And the zither.
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
don't tell mitt romney... one of mccain's aliases was 'Joseph Smith'.
BWL
· 1 year ago
Then he invented magic underpants as well, F*@king brilliant!
lynn47
· 1 year ago
Prune juice.... Wooden Teeth...
This is too easy
sukabi1
· 1 year ago
John McCain is notable for being the first presidential candidate to use the Wife Beater Defense as a political strategy.
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
john mccain invented the use of rape jokes as acceptable political discourse.
moreleesafer
· 1 year ago
Cheese
Metamucil
Hot Pockets
Oatmeal
Dirt
Bees
KerrynowCampau
· 1 year ago
McSame invented the wheel.....
and fire
and gunpowder
he is amazing
donotmakemecomedownthere
· 1 year ago
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, Brown paper packages tied up with strings. These are a few of McCain’s trademarked things.
montag
· 1 year ago
Heck, the blackberry John McCain invented was the original tasty little fruit. Happened one day he was hanging around the Garden of Eden helping God.
downindixie
· 1 year ago
John McCain invented god! He didn't invent the lie,but he did increase it's use!
Apphouse50
· 1 year ago
The vacuum tube.
The buggy whip.
And my personal favorite, the APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE using the alias George Blonsky:
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That one's not a joke.
the seven car motorcade espresso
KY Jelly. Roasted parsnips. Polyphony. The krummhorn. Kewpie dolls. Kettle corn. The cyclical cycle of cicadas. Cyanobacteria. Freddy the Pig.
It's about time too. I was really getting bummed out hearing about that AIG nonsense. Now we can get back to important things like Blackberrys!
John McCain invented the word invention
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9381TH...
what would the male hookers at the convention say?!?
Also, McCain is so old he sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.
Wooden Teeth...
This is too easy
Metamucil
Hot Pockets
Oatmeal
Dirt
Bees
and fire
and gunpowder
he is amazing
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
Brown paper packages tied up with strings.
These are a few of McCain’s trademarked things.
The buggy whip.
And my personal favorite, the APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE using the alias George Blonsky:
http://www.colitz.com/site/3216423/3216423.htm
(The Wacky Patents site has many other magnificent McCain inventions, but this has always stood out for me. We MUST elect this man!)
That credit should go to Rove I guess.