AMERICAblog: "What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him?"
HereinDC
· 1 year ago
Under my breath, my really answer would be, " Hey, I'll look and be smarter that the President of the United States...that would look good on my resume"
DavidinPS
· 1 year ago
I think he'd be tasty with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
dad
· 1 year ago
very good :)
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
FTHTFHFHTHTHTPPPT!!!!
and you wouldn't even need to pickle his liver first.
Rob Mule
· 1 year ago
McStain, last night, in one of his alleged answer's to La-reh, did this strange Hannibal tongue thing mid "answer"...I rewound the DVR and played it many times over to much laughter and applause...But, it was kinda spookie. I'd have Scully take samples from the grill at the McCain "ranch".
Rob Mule
· 1 year ago
What...makes you want to serve him?
The codpiece and the Eisenhower jackets...
dad
· 1 year ago
3 possible answers:
- potential for no-bid, low-performance contracts
- possible presidential medal of honor
- free beer
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
- heard about Pickles' ping-pong ball trick... never been invited to those sorts of parties
bumpkis
· 1 year ago
I watched Goodling et al during the hearings. I see she is engaged to the founder of the blog REDSTATE.
She should be disbarred for perjury for starters...then turn her skanky ass over to the "partisans" in downtown Basra.
caphillprof
· 1 year ago
I think Monica had it backwards; I can only envision GW as a bottom, and I say this as a bottom who would have no choice but to top GW.
Bush_Bites
· 1 year ago
I'd love to see Bible Girl do hard time with hard women.
LOL.
Bush_Bites
· 1 year ago
BTW:
You ever notice how Bush and his cronies don't mind stacking the Administration with graduates (and even non-graduates) from Pat Robertson's school or some regional podunk college like Eastern North Utah State, but when they need to cover their asses they hire lawyers from real schools?
tlsintx
· 1 year ago
HA! that's the damn truth.
Rob Mule
· 1 year ago
The real question here is WHO orchestrated the placement of profoundly immature and unaware young people in positions far exceeding their personal capacities?
Bush_Bites
· 1 year ago
It was endemic in the Bush Administration, and not just domestically either:
When you talk about the life in the Green Zone, one of the things that interested me was your phrase, the "brat pack." What did you mean?
It was a bunch of young kids -- had no experience managing finances -- who were given the task of running Iraq's budget. It turned out that this group of kids who had come over together couldn't quite figure out why they'd been chosen. They finally discovered that what had tied them together was that they had all applied for jobs at the Heritage Foundation, this conservative think tank in Washington.
What happened was that the hiring was done by the White House liaison to the Pentagon, an office of the Pentagon political appointee. This office served as the gatekeeper. Instead of casting out widely for people with knowledge of Arabic, knowledge of the Middle East, knowledge of post-conflict reconstruction, they went after the political loyalists and canvassed the offices of Republic congressmen, conservative think tanks and other places where they knew they would find people who would be unfailingly loyal to the president and to the president's mission in Iraq. …
The hiring process involved questions that would have landed a private-sector employer in jail. They asked people what their views on Roe v. Wade were, whether they believed in capital punishment. A man of Middle Eastern descent was asked whether he was Muslim or Christian. People were asked who they voted for for president. …
mostly it was a powerful, hypnotic, air-tight, religion with a death grip on it's guilt-addled, fear-paralyzed followers. been around for a long time..
KerrynowCampau
· 1 year ago
The vomit in my mouth would render me unable to answer the question
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
yeah but... how do you really feel about it?
;-)
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him?" ---
you know... there are some good answers on this post...
we should keep coming up with more, just the thought of that question makes me laugh... and makes my skin squirm at the same time.
lucky hussein
· 1 year ago
mostly it was a powerful, hypnotic, air-tight, religion with a death grip on it's guilt-addled, fear-paralyzed followers. been around for a long time..
KarenMrsLloydRichards
· 1 year ago
Ms. Goodling, I don't want to merely serve him. I want to SERVICE him. And I can tell you my fellatio ability isn't just a skill or talent, it's an art form!
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
so many people wanted to service him... just so impeachment could take place.
cheney holds the key to his chastity belt though... cheney's not stupid.
Bostonian_Queer_in_Dallas
· 1 year ago
"Unlimited cocaine. And unlimited fucks from JeffyLube whenever I am horny"
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him?"
I need the job at Denny's, and that's part of the job.
KerrynowCampau
· 1 year ago
the bonus would be that you could spit in his food
Rob Mule
· 1 year ago
I always imagine some politiceleb (like Tweety or Novacula) in Washington getting a plate drenched in saliva...But, kind of a heavy burden to place on the wait staff anyways...
LasloPratt
· 1 year ago
And there in a nutshell is the problem. A public servant serves the public, not the individual who happens to be squatting in the white house.
Deacon_Blues
· 1 year ago
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him?"
Because my masters from Rigel VII have demanded it be so! I, for one, welcome our new Republican Overlords.
heathwood
· 1 year ago
Sen Stevens indicted.
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
nice :-)
its a good day.
unrepentant_expat
· 1 year ago
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him with a warrant for his arrest?"
" He'd look great in prison orange."
Rob Mule
· 1 year ago
Totally agree...The Decider is an autumn. That's why the slate-y, steel look of some of the new cuffs and manacles arriving from Euro design shops would give the perfect restrained accent.
GWIGWI
· 1 year ago
Serving George W. Bush? Who the f*ck does Bush think he is?
Those attorneys serve the American people.
jcgraham77
· 1 year ago
I had lots of young prominent repug friends in Florida when I lived there a few years ago. There were very cult-like. Almost like it was their duty to serve him. One of the young ladies actually "served" Charlie Crist regularly. But it is a very odd mindset. When it comes to the younger generation I think it is about proving themselves to the aristocracy. To be worthy. To prove that they too can be part of the royalty and feel they wear the brand.
Rob Mule
· 1 year ago
If these zombies had only wanted brains...
jcgraham77
· 1 year ago
No brains. The guys just wanted cleaner public bathrooms to play in and the women wanted bigger boobs and blonder hair.
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him?"
- the possibility of many hilarious "Rob Petrie" moments involving coffee tables and pretzels
lynchie
· 1 year ago
Just saw on C-Span the Justice Department had brought criminal charges against Senator Stevens from Alaska. Live briefing at 1:20 pm. I love it when they all will be swinging hammers at San Quentin.
unrepentant_expat
· 1 year ago
I guess rather than build a bridge to nowhere, we'll no build a bridge to Archipelago Gulag in the Aleutians
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
one word... pardon.
he'll only be in jail long enough to lose those extra unwanted pounds... if ever.
dommyluc
· 1 year ago
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to cry every time you look at a copy of the US Constitution?" "What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to beat your Republican neighbor over the head with a dead armadillo?" "What is it about George W. Bush that makes you pass a Constitutional amendment preventing anyone with any amount of DNA from the Bush family from holding elected or appointed office for the nexy 500,000 years?" "What is it about George W. Bush that makes you glad you are gay and not wanting to have children for fear that you might give birth to a similar fucktard?" "What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to make the pie higher?" "What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to invite Osama Bin Laden to your next Xmas bash?" "What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to spearhead a petition to have Yale University disintegrated even having this treasonous little weasel on their school grounds for more than the time it takes to urinate?" "What is it about George W. Bush that makes you glad you stopped doing coke and booze during the '80s and just stuck to the reefer?" "What is it about George W. Bush that makes you nostalgiac for your beloved country that the rest of the world used to once look upon as the shining beacon of justice and democracy?"
tlsintx
· 1 year ago
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him?"
The whole aura around this question reminds me of being a kid in church and hearing that we are to serve the Lord in all things...serve Him, praise Him, worship Him, bow down before Him...
to a good Christianist Bushie such as Monica Goodling, you'd think that question would be downright blasphemous...unless Bushie = Gawd Almighty. too bizarre.
Rob Mule
· 1 year ago
Allelu, Allelu, AlleluDubya!!!
tlsintx
· 1 year ago
LOL! praise ye the Dubya!
shrrrr
· 1 year ago
As time passes and the memory hole get deeper, I'm thinking that prosecuting these assholes best be done after BushCo has their asses handed to them in November.... no pardons after January!!! I'll bet we all learn a lot in 2009 and 2010 about just how bad things got.
Asterix
· 1 year ago
Most people don't get it.
The Democrats do something awful, and the Republicans decry it. The Republicans get into office as a result and do something worse and the Democrats yell about change--lather, rinse, repeat.
Pardons fly like thistledown, investigations get bogged down hopelessly. The unfortunate few who get convicted, get their convictions overturned or their sentences commuted.
But nothing changes--the Indians don't get their land back. No one pays the promised reparations to the freed slaves. The thugs we engineered coups and assassinations for stay in power as our friends. The troops stay in [fill in the blank], you continue to get snooped on, you get searched at the airport and the no-fly lists stay in effect. Corporate America keeps gaming the system.
Some old stuff, year after year. That's why we have a two-party system. It's called "good cop, bad cop".
Soundboy_jeff_meanie
· 1 year ago
umm... one problem with that.
chimpy has 'pre-emptive pardons' available.
yes, they're real... and you don't even have to be indicted for him to pardon you of something you MIGHT be indicted for.
shrrrr
· 1 year ago
and I imagine that would be as subtle as his pre-emptive war, right?
I'm sorry, I thought you meant with an arrest warrent
jr
· 1 year ago
"I'm so proud"-Pat Robertson to rapture bunnyette Goodling
coolcatdaddy
· 1 year ago
This reminds me of an ad that was printed, week after week, in one of NC's gay newspapers in the late 80s and early 90s from a guy who this strange attraction to Dan Quayle and was seeking a "look alike" for an encounter or relationship.
"I knew Dan Quayle and, Governor Bush, you are no Dan Quayle...."
tlsintx
· 1 year ago
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him?"
Well, after my gig as a U.S. Attorney for God's Most Favored Republican Administration Evah, I'd love to be a fox snooze crack journalist!!!
IAmATVJunkie
· 1 year ago
I've had people ask me this, but never about him and never in this context.
But then I became a top.
bejammin075
· 1 year ago
This seems like the greatest complete-the-answer ever, but I just can't think of a darn thing.
Cjeffery
· 1 year ago
I want to serve him with papers charging him of war crimes.
doccomment
· 1 year ago
Gee, I dunno Monica. Something about that thinning hair, callow complexion --- makes me think he'd go well with chianti and fava beans.
Dave of the Jungle
· 1 year ago
"I'm writing a PhD thesis on fucking idiots and I need some field work."
Indigo
· 1 year ago
He reminds me of the Sheriff of Nottingham whom I always admired for his courageous stance against Robin Hood and the Outlaws. I'll get to torture people, right? It'll be fun.
donotmakemecomedownthere
· 1 year ago
"I want to bring my considerable skills as a sycophantic ass-kisser to where it will be most highly valued and rewarded."
"I was extremely impressed by his ability to roll up his sleeves and tackle the global terror that is tree stumps."
"I figure it's my best shot at scoring a threesome with the twins."
VJBinCT
· 1 year ago
The Dilbert strip from Saturday had an appropriate take on this (though this was not the subject of the cartoon). Sure, I'd like to serve Bush; would you mind if I double-faulted? Whose signature racket might be large and strong enough to boost his ass into orbit?
LanceThruster
· 1 year ago
The fact that he is an unrepentant and unindicted criminal (so far) makes me want to deep fry his lips and toss it them in a filthy dumpster somewhere.
With a sprig of parsley on the side for a garnish.
Theropod
· 1 year ago
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him?"
Hmmmmm... his succulent thighs. His two right wings, roasted to perfection. Laid out on a platter, an apple in his mouth...
All Comments
and you wouldn't even need to pickle his liver first.
The codpiece and the Eisenhower jackets...
- potential for no-bid, low-performance contracts
- possible presidential medal of honor
- free beer
She should be disbarred for perjury for starters...then turn her skanky ass over to the "partisans" in downtown Basra.
LOL.
You ever notice how Bush and his cronies don't mind stacking the Administration with graduates (and even non-graduates) from Pat Robertson's school or some regional podunk college like Eastern North Utah State, but when they need to cover their asses they hire lawyers from real schools?
When you talk about the life in the Green Zone, one of the things that interested me was your phrase, the "brat pack." What did you mean?
It was a bunch of young kids -- had no experience managing finances -- who were given the task of running Iraq's budget. It turned out that this group of kids who had come over together couldn't quite figure out why they'd been chosen. They finally discovered that what had tied them together was that they had all applied for jobs at the Heritage Foundation, this conservative think tank in Washington.
What happened was that the hiring was done by the White House liaison to the Pentagon, an office of the Pentagon political appointee. This office served as the gatekeeper. Instead of casting out widely for people with knowledge of Arabic, knowledge of the Middle East, knowledge of post-conflict reconstruction, they went after the political loyalists and canvassed the offices of Republic congressmen, conservative think tanks and other places where they knew they would find people who would be unfailingly loyal to the president and to the president's mission in Iraq. …
The hiring process involved questions that would have landed a private-sector employer in jail. They asked people what their views on Roe v. Wade were, whether they believed in capital punishment. A man of Middle Eastern descent was asked whether he was Muslim or Christian. People were asked who they voted for for president. …
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/yearini...
;-)
---
you know... there are some good answers on this post...
we should keep coming up with more, just the thought of that question makes me laugh... and makes my skin squirm at the same time.
cheney holds the key to his chastity belt though... cheney's not stupid.
I need the job at Denny's, and that's part of the job.
Because my masters from Rigel VII have demanded it be so! I, for one, welcome our new Republican Overlords.
its a good day.
" He'd look great in prison orange."
Those attorneys serve the American people.
- the possibility of many hilarious "Rob Petrie" moments involving coffee tables and pretzels
he'll only be in jail long enough to lose those extra unwanted pounds... if ever.
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to beat your Republican neighbor over the head with a dead armadillo?"
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you pass a Constitutional amendment preventing anyone with any amount of DNA from the Bush family from holding elected or appointed office for the nexy 500,000 years?"
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you glad you are gay and not wanting to have children for fear that you might give birth to a similar fucktard?"
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to make the pie higher?"
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to invite Osama Bin Laden to your next Xmas bash?"
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to spearhead a petition to have Yale University disintegrated even having this treasonous little weasel on their school grounds for more than the time it takes to urinate?"
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you glad you stopped doing coke and booze during the '80s and just stuck to the reefer?"
"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you nostalgiac for your beloved country that the rest of the world used to once look upon as the shining beacon of justice and democracy?"
The whole aura around this question reminds me of being a kid in church and hearing that we are to serve the Lord in all things...serve Him, praise Him, worship Him, bow down before Him...
to a good Christianist Bushie such as Monica Goodling, you'd think that question would be downright blasphemous...unless Bushie = Gawd Almighty. too bizarre.
The Democrats do something awful, and the Republicans decry it. The Republicans get into office as a result and do something worse and the Democrats yell about change--lather, rinse, repeat.
Pardons fly like thistledown, investigations get bogged down hopelessly. The unfortunate few who get convicted, get their convictions overturned or their sentences commuted.
But nothing changes--the Indians don't get their land back. No one pays the promised reparations to the freed slaves. The thugs we engineered coups and assassinations for stay in power as our friends. The troops stay in [fill in the blank], you continue to get snooped on, you get searched at the airport and the no-fly lists stay in effect. Corporate America keeps gaming the system.
Some old stuff, year after year. That's why we have a two-party system. It's called "good cop, bad cop".
chimpy has 'pre-emptive pardons' available.
yes, they're real... and you don't even have to be indicted for him to pardon you of something you MIGHT be indicted for.
How about: Because he is so fucking stupid, he needs me and I need to be needed. {{{hugs}}}
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"I knew Dan Quayle and, Governor Bush, you are no Dan Quayle...."
Well, after my gig as a U.S. Attorney for God's Most Favored Republican Administration Evah, I'd love to be a fox snooze crack journalist!!!
But then I became a top.
"I was extremely impressed by his ability to roll up his sleeves and tackle the global terror that is tree stumps."
"I figure it's my best shot at scoring a threesome with the twins."
With a sprig of parsley on the side for a garnish.
Hmmmmm... his succulent thighs. His two right wings, roasted to perfection. Laid out on a platter, an apple in his mouth...
[Twilight Zone music]
Aaaaauuuugghhh!