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AMERICAblog: Winning Afghanistan with Viagra?

  • teammarty · 11 months ago
    A perfect metaphor for the war of whose bullshit god's dick is bigger than the other.
  • Indigo · 11 months ago
    At least the US got something right!
  • gobackunderyourrock · 11 months ago
    fuck i am sick of Americans.....keep your crap, synthetic, fake and shallow Commercial Culture, the rest of the world doesn't want it, no matter how many times you tell yourselves we do.


    Take your American capitalism and your poison drugs and shove it with all the failed ideologies of generations past.
  • Ron S · 11 months ago
    Having trouble getting it up, huh?
  • tlsintx · 11 months ago
    spoken like a true dick.
  • Bush Bites · 11 months ago
    That's how Bin Laden's be compromising them for years.

    It's about time we started working the same way--like a cop would rather than like a soldier would.

    Cheney must be out of the loop now, otherwise we'd still be bombing them and getting no information in return.
  • Joel · 11 months ago
    Of course we should support a patriarchal society oppressing women by giving boners to old men allowing them to screw the young women. How else will the women know who's boss? Oh, right. There's the acid in the face thing, the stoning thing...
  • Frankie Machine · 11 months ago
    It wouldn't be so egregious if the CIA also gave this guy's wives sufficient booze to help them stay numb while having sex with an old man. The CIA owes these women an apology.
  • Harry R. Sohl · 11 months ago
    A discussion of the man's family and many wives provided inspiration. Once it was established that the man was in good health, the pills were offered and accepted.

    Yes, the CIA "established" the man was in "good health" before boning him up. 'Cause that's just what the CIA does, right? It certainly can't be bothered to build schools or clinics - to Afghans or Americans. God help us if they hadn't gone to the trouble to establish his good health.

    How much is a good propaganda article these days anyway? Now wonder were nearly $11 trillion in debt.
  • frank · 11 months ago
    Viagra, cocaine, 420, Alcohol and Zylotrim seem to be working on the sheep here.

    I have a box full of Kenneth Coles I'm throwing out the window at 12:01 am Jan. 1.

    I'm going to check mate the Christians on Jan 2 and threat the Supreme Court Justices of a recall if they don't hold up the Constitution of California

    I'm going to sex at least once a week!!!

    Less Internet more running uphill. Uphill= nice legs, belly and a happy gay soul

    The Chinese told us 08 was the year of the rat.
  • An_American_Karol · 11 months ago
    Yeah, because there is nothing that says winning like giving old misogynist men the ability to rape women and children. Go, USA.
  • Older_Wiser · 11 months ago
    You'd think, watching the commercials for these pills, that every man in the US has trouble getting it up. My son, who is 49, made that remark...

    I agree with what Karol said, and probably the old fart will go out and get himself a 10 yr old now...hell, a few of them. Not that the CIA would give a shit.
  • vkobaya · 11 months ago
    Before we get too concerned about the 10 year olds that Afghani warchiefs molest, maybe we should be a bit more concerned about the children closer to home molested by our own assos like Limbaugh who needs Viagra to get it up so he can molest them.
  • Klayton · 11 months ago
    Awesome. So our government is handing out Viagra so Afghan hillbillies can screw their multiple wives to their hearts' content, but they won't let gays marry at home. Way to go, America!
  • Len · 11 months ago
    There has to be some mistake in the reporting of this story. Rick Warren said that every religion and every culture for the past five thousand years has defined marriage as the union of one man and one woman. How could this erectile-challenged chieftain possibly have four wives?
  • Savage8862 · 11 months ago
    Bush authorizes the selling of Viagra yet refuses to fund family planning organizations around the world if abstinence isn't taught. Dirty old men in Washington funding dirty old men in Afghanistan but to hell with women and reproductive rights. Hypocrisy at its worst.
  • Roddy McCorley · 11 months ago
    Apparently the CIA listened took the slogan "Make love, not war" and added "Why not both???"
  • An_American_Karol · 11 months ago
    The government confused love with violent oppression.
  • Joel · 11 months ago
    Love, violent oppression...it's all the same.
  • larry · 11 months ago
    Is it easy be condescending in Paris?
  • Tck · 11 months ago
    Larry is the only one of the commenters that got it right, Chris got it wrong. I would expect to see this on a conservative blog as a prime example of novel ways to gather crucial intelligence. Swapping some pills for ED for crucial intelligence on the ENEMY with whom we are at war in Afghanistan sounds like a wonderful story.

    Using it as an example for failed American democracy, not so much. Better luck next time Chris, and hold the condescension.
  • PretzelsOne · 11 months ago
    This is great! We give Viagra to warlords so they can get it up to produce untold numbers of little warlords to come back and kill us later. Is this a great country....or what? Only a George Bush could come up with this. We should be giving them morning-after pills, but, of course, that would be a sin.
  • chowderSF · 11 months ago
    Wow....where to start? First, I find it rather disgusting that the Taliban is basically controlling Afghanistan again, meaning that women must wear burkas at all times and all that crap, but now must endure their men having constant hardons? nice. And, how weird is it that our armed forces have all those erectile dysfunction pills around? They must all be walking around with hardons.....fun.
  • Rob · 11 months ago
    Why is this bad? The old geezer warlords will probably die eventually from too much drugs/screwing, so it's win/win if you ask me.
  • TomJoad · 11 months ago
    Just some points...

    - People in the US that have a hard time affording life-prolonging drugs that they must have to live.

    - Where does it stop? If the cheiftain wants a little 9 year old boy as a plaything, do we supply that as well? How about some slave women from Russia, or Hefs place?

    - This is a stunt. It's PR, if you think this is going to change anything...read up again about the reality in Afghanistan. People get killed by our forces (bombing the highest cause) learning to hate us, and see us as one more invading force that isn't able to protect them, and they are absolutlely fed up with our forces night raids, and their treatment at our hands and then getting it from the taliban scaring, terrorizing them, killing and wounding, throwing acid on schoolgirls...

    Yeah...Viagra is going to solve this problem.

    I imagine if the talban catch someone with viagra it is pretty much all over with them.
  • vkobaya · 11 months ago
    Story is more bull. Don't tell me those same warchiefs can't just go into Kabul and buy their own Viagra or that they are too stupid and ignorant to have heard of it. The ones who are truly stupid and ignorant are the ones who are trying to sell us this guff as if the Afgani warchiefs are stupid, ignorant savages who have no idea of the modern world, airplanes, guns and medicine. Put accusations of stupidity and ignorance where it belongs. They keep playing on how superior we White Americans are to these barbaric, ignorant, heathen, infidel brown savages. Yeah! Keep on believing that and vote for Bush for lifetime president.
  • JakeB · 11 months ago
    So, what's the problem with this? The CIA spends $5 for a few pills that are non-addictive and gets vital information that helps in the war effort. Sounds like a great deal! How many lives do you think this effort might have saved? Would it make you feel happier if the CIA gave out bottles of Jack Daniels or Rolexes instead?

    Given the recent history of torture to get information and billions misspent in Iraq to develop relationships, dispensing a few cheap Viagra pills seems pretty novel. It's also seems a stretch to conflate an intelligence officer's trading Viagra for America's health care problems.

    Just how would some of you suggest that the CIA gather intelligence? This fake umbrage is ridiculous. People's lives are at stake! Do you really think that it's easy to develop relationships in the field? Do you think that these operatives can just walk up to someone and say, "Be my friend and spill the beans?"

    Seriously, I'm just amazed by the lack of understanding that this is a war. People are dying yet some of you are squeamish about icky sex in the same way that one might think that the Christian Right or the Taliban might be repulsed.

    Also, as much as Americans and others may not like plural marriage, it is a fact of life for many people. While some plural marriges may be abusive, others are not. Plural marriage may also offer the only kind of hope for economic survival for many women. You do realize that Afghanistan and many of the other countries where plural marriage occurs are dirt poor? Again, why not get off your butts and actually read about the lives of these people and tough decisions they have to make instead of making knee-jerk judgements? It would be wonderful if we lived in a world where everyone had the same kind of economic, political, and social opportunities as many have in the U.S. and other wealthy countries. But that is not the case. Heck, even in the U.S., people are forced to make difficult decisions to survive.

    It would be nice if liberals were a little more liberal and understanding that their worldview isn't the only one. Automatically invoking sexual assault as part of plural marriage is condescending and, frankly, chauvinistic in dismissing the all too real levels of sexual violence that exists in American society. What is the leading cause of death of pregnant women in American? Their spouses or boyfriends.

    This is a war! Thousands of people have died. Get a clue as to how wars are fought and won.
  • rextrek · 11 months ago
    oh great...now they can go back and Rape thier women...since women have zero rights....since when is it ok to just hand out RX drugs? If they did that hear - it would be drug pushing......and who exactly are they taking the viagra for..
  • tlsintx · 11 months ago
    this strikes me as why they hate Americans.
    we think everything can be solved with four hour boners.
  • PretzelsOne · 11 months ago
    This is too much fun! A Puritan, holier-than-thou Bush Administration which wants to impose its values on all of us is pushing Viagra in Afghanistan so that warlords can screw their little heads off....or their big ones. I swear, you couldn't make this stuff up! What's next? FlowMax?

    I always heard that an Army travels on its stomach, but I NEVER thought that had anything to do with the missionary position. There is no substitute for VICTORY!!!
  • Antinous · 11 months ago
    Nothing like millions of frothing religious nuts with a hard-on, can you say "gang-bang".